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[poocrayon]

i'll start it off:

why do n1ggers stink so bad?

so blind people can hate them too.



edit: remember to use alternate spelling on n1gger so it doesnt get filtered.

Edited by poocrayon, 12 May 2008 - 12:55 AM.

[Bloodyhamburger]

Screw you Poo, you took my favorite one. Here's a list of the other ones I know.

What do you call a black kid in a pile of leaves?
-Raisin Bran

Why does New Jersey have !@#$%^&s and California have earthquakes?
-California got first pick

How do you keep !@#$%^&s out of your back yard?
-Hang one up in the front

What's black, blue, and hangs in the front yard?
-My !@#$%^& and I'll paint him whatever color I want to.

(This one is kinda a borderline) What do you call a Mexican crossed with a !@#$%^&?
-Someone who will steal your job and then not go to it.

What's long black and smells like sh*t?
-The welfare line

What's does society and jellybeans have in common?
-Nobody likes the black ones

What do you say if you see your T.V floating in the night?
-Drop it, !@#$%^&!

What's the most confusing holiday for black children?
-Father's day

Why is aspirin white?
-Because it has to work

How do you stop a black man from drowning?
-Take your foot off his head

How are black people and apples alike?
-They both hang from trees

Why do black people have nightmares?
-Because the last one who had a dream was shot

How long does it take a black woman to take a sh*t?
-9 months

Finally, a non-one liner.

Two black men are walking down a road. They see a sign that says "Caucasian clinic - Become white for only 15$!" They see it and agree, they are tired of how they are treated and want to become white. When they arrive, they realize that one of them has a 20$ and the other one has a 10$. "You go first, and when you get done give me the leftover and then I'll go." One of them says. The first one goes in, and he comes out half an hour later as a white man. The other man then says "Nice! Now give me your change so I can get it too." The now white man replies "f*ck you !@#$%^&, get a job."


BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK! :D *thumbs up* ^_^

Edit: Had to switch classes in school XD

Edited by Bloodyhamburger, 12 May 2008 - 09:17 AM.

[the AntiHippie]

Why don't sharks attack black people?




They mistake them for whale sh*t.

[Frag0holic]

There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a n1gger. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the n1gger, "What do you want?" and the n1gger says, "I want all my n1gger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and n1ggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah... and the white guy says, "Uh, I'll have a Coke, then."

- David "The Funny Man" Della Rocco

[poocrayon]

boondock saints FTW

[Inertia]

An Indian, a n!gger and a cowboy are sittng by the curb when the indian said " once we were many, now we are few", then the n!gger states "once we were few now we are many", to which the cowboy replies " thats cuz we aint played cowboys and n!ggers yet"

Edited by Inertia, 13 May 2008 - 07:32 PM.

[matthew0155]

jokes like:
what runs faster than a n|gger with a tv

his brother with the VCR.... hahaha

[poocrayon]

how do you get a !@#$%^& off a swing?

you hit him in the face with a shovel

[XxInColdBloodxX]

What do you call one nigger on the moon? A Problem
What do you call 2 niggers on the moon? A Problem
What do you called every nigger on the moon? Problem solved

Why do niggers have flat noses and lips?
Because thats where god put his foot when he ripped off their tails

A nigger and a spic jump off the empire state building, who lands first?
Who the fuck cares?

A nigger and a spic jump off a building, who hits the ground first?
Who the fuck cares.

Whats the difference between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog in the road?
The dog has tire tracks leading too it.

Whats the difference between big foot and a working nigger
Big foots been spotted.

How do you starve a nigger?
Put the food stamps under his work boots.

(Fuck yeah for no word filter!)

[MainEvent]

Test: !@#$%^&

WTF?

Edited by MainEvent, 16 May 2008 - 08:16 AM.

[Bloodyhamburger]

Test: !@#$%^&

WTF?

My guess is cold blood has no filter because he's a demigod.

[AssHattery]

HACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[MainEvent]

My guess is cold blood has no filter because he's a demigod.

Yeah you're right.

What do you call a !@#$%^& with no filter?

Coldblood.

[XxInColdBloodxX]

I dont know what a "!@#$%^&" is

but you're a nigger

[MainEvent]

I ain't no nigga, massa.

[EVIL Shenanigans]

I ain't no nigga, massa.

...i believe you. Sounds like your a white-trash slave...

[MainEvent]

No, that's me:

[Capt.John]

Why are all !@#$%^&s fast?
-because all the slow one's have been caught.

[monkey with a gun!!]

What Would you call the Flinstone's If they were Black??






N!GGERS

[matthew0155]

What Would you call the Flinstone's If they were Black??






N!GGERS

White people (even poor) shall never be compared to the n|gger ones.
pls explain or
not funny...

Edited by matthew0155, 19 May 2008 - 09:02 PM.