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c_raids one word story
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Gaming related one word story part 1
As the title says.... I started running down the front office with a grenade and threw it out the window hitting Yalclay in the head leaving him frazzled and hurt thus becoming stupified resulting in clays death he then said he'll use skill and actually try to play properly and then smokey joins the terrorist team and laughes at yalclay as he fails miserably and chokes for twenty rounds then finally starts owning smokey not realizing that smokey left to buy an ounce but knowing the source name glitch he was actually owning officer rabbit who sucks balls and has no skills, he googled cs:s hacks and awp-scripts owned by myg0t hackers with cheese head and ak47s that spray mad no-recoil crap ALL over my teammates who suck a lot of animal blubber and have rabies with big open smelly abcessed sores that coagulate profusely with out pain but it was very tasty and extremely squishy with loads of scaryyyy m&m's with big revolvers coming-out of an eliptical seizure that caused munchies.
One word story Part 2
The snake crawled caustiously into a.. wall and eat some rats while coiling around in a... hole while beating rats with acid assaults and pisses into.. dark areas around..the... cave... and.. eats spamburgers while drinking absinthe mixed with.. ice.... cubes and cotton covered.. sheep and.. purple people.. eaters were in the sh*t shed run into greasy fingers and wrists.. with broken teeth enamel with.. black cavities? and braces..which.. were..clogged with tobacco.. and corn chunks with stringbeans..glowing brightly.. colored.. with.. rock CRYSTALS.. made sparling BAR-B-QUE crack with.. flying... peices with big.... anchovies in the mix of... events we didn't... want to go home to his... chicken's big box of sh*t therefore, he... raced over his neighbor's mistress bed to eat pussy with his tongue which gave her herpes therefore, when she decided to.... get frisky with... him....it fell hard towards the ground and splattered into lots of.. pieces throughout the bed but there were bamboozlers... which caused loadz of cool things... that looked like huge peices of.... chinese food infested with stuff that gave me... bad diarrhea so I ran home and went... upstairs to have furious battlesh*ts with torsoboy and.. his homosexual friend who likes old tampons that have crusty yellow secretions oozing herpes and lots of hairy women ass were sagging in which doritos make cat food... for children to stick in asshole barges that made the voyage seem totally trivial beyond belief then the assmuchers barbequed their pets for.. the feast at midnight and smoked blunts that were made from sheets and stuffed with pig intestines that taste bitter and stale crackers with moldy sh*t happens everywhere on penii of horse riding potatos heads then becoming dicks about the campers annnnnd got shanked many times by a wibble and a psycho killer dude sweet home skillet that sucked big potatoes.
WTF NO SPAMMERS
There once was a really fat penis and didnt flop til the viagra was taken hard as it holding could fix any problem that blackskys mom had syphillis ..that hurt badly but.. she coped.. with having NO teeth.. to suck pubic hair and dingleberries.. she picked cocks from the morgue and cooked them in a cauldron then she seasoned my balls with oregeno? and dipped THEM in canadian bacon then sliced my balls off and sucked the grease pole dry like breaded almond with chunks of spiced jalapeno's then sizzled mediumRareMeat! along the penile jizzle canal upon the her coochie the her coochie then danced like a ballerina into the gazebo? of death and drowned when the cat meowed while she masticated the tender glistening like a fishing lure in the water infested with SARS infested mexican jewbies who liked chew toys and choked an swam across from cuba like Ellian Gonzale WHO DRESSED IN DRAG like Ru Paul AND SANG LIKE ASHLEE SIMPSON? then burned an iraqi flag high above pakistan and that arab cocksucker choked on some DNA from your cousin's friend's uncle's sister's brother... twice removed.. italian sausage fast food is yummy cause it has rat sh*t in the burgers... and ebola and made him sh*t his pants every 5 minutes until he drank alot of vodka and thought the tree was yelling at him so he chopped it down and poured some cowboy juice on it, and set it aflame.. and laughed as it screamed and said hallalujah?
