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#1 Kill_JOy

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 05:46 AM

So, I'm at my cousin's house yesterday and he's watching some dumb sh*t on t.v. I ask, "what the f*ck is that terrible movie?". He replies, "it's witless protection with larry the cable guy".

I, at this point, wanted to smack the hell out of him (on principle). I then proceeded to explain that not only is the guy not very funny but, he's a total fake. He's a middle-class guy from Nebraska that wasn't doing well in comedy after the 80's. So, he decides to take on this persona of a redneck comedian (fake accent and all).

Now, I don't give a f*ck about the guy either way. Make your money, player. Just don't lie to us. Even Sacha Cohen doesn't sit there and try to convince us that he's really Borat 24/7.

Anyway.... here's the vid:


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#2 TheTaint

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:32 AM

Thats quite sad but no one should be held accountable for what they did in the 80s. The 80s were a corn-nutted skid mark in history.
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#3 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 11:17 AM

wow ...what a douche he was/is........nice find
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#4 IWantWhiteCastle

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 11:29 AM

who really gives a sh*t..his comedy style (other than the redneck theme) hasn't actually changed much. The redneck thing is his stage act, I don't really think he's trying to push it down our throats that hes this stupid redneck.

Not much different than certain rappers or other entertainers.
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#5 J.Pizzack

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 06:42 PM

Let me tell you a little story about Carlos Menstealia.....
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#6 Massacre

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 07:07 PM

Let me tell you a little story about Carlos Menstealia.....

I lold.

But either way... I guess I'm not the only one who f*ckin hates Larry the Cable Guy. Everybody in my town can't get enough of that sh*t. I suppose it's my own fault for living in the South :>.<: .
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#7 the AntiHippie

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:46 PM

It is sad, however, when Larry the Cable Guy, who isn't funny, was one of the top earning comedians of 2006 (according to Forbes).

Don't believe me?

http://money.aol.com...-paid-comedians

The guy is a genius for realizing that America will pay good money to watch someone they think is a retarded redneck on stage. American public ftl. :tdown:
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#8 Unleashed

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 12:09 AM

Let me tell you a little story about Carlos Menstealia.....

X2 I hate this fake f*ck.. All he does is steal material..
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#9 J.Pizzack

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 08:13 AM

X2 I hate this fake f*ck.. All he does is steal material..


Who? Ned? NEVER! lol
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#10 mj0ne5

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 07:14 PM

He reminds me of Joey Gladstone from Full House.
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#11 XxInColdBloodxX

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:18 AM

What i hate most about him is he sames the same fucking jokes over and over and over again, and yet everyone still thinks there funny.
I fucking hate the guy and im glad im not the only one that does.
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#12 Pwnd

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 12:19 AM

ok ok not gunna lie..iactually laughed a couple of times.. and i kinda like his redneck act. but on the same hand, witls protectiopn bombed in my eyes ! ! !
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#13 Jack

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 02:10 AM

Let me tell you a little story about Carlos Menstealia.....

Joe Rogan FTW
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#14 MainEvent

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 02:35 AM

Why the f*ck does he tell a joke, then laugh at is, and say "No." Its annoying me.
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#15 Sniprwulf

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 03:07 AM

I find that people who feel the need to laugh at their own jokes (dane cook) tend to suck a lot of dick.
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