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[Jack]

Eugenics Fail

[Florida_Funk]

that poor poor man, lets all hope shes reallllllllllllllllly rich so he can buy himself some good hookers and drugs on the weekends cause he's gonna need them.

[Scroll_Lock88]

that poor poor man, lets all hope shes reallllllllllllllllly rich so he can buy himself some good hookers and drugs on the weekends cause he's gonna need them.

Or a really nice paper bag, because god damn we all know they are going to have children.....


Hell, how the hell does one impregnate that? It would be like shoving your dick into a barrel, you can get it in there but you just cant reach the bottom.................

[Snookers]

LOL

read the original thread the comments are hilarious

"I didn't know Big Foot's could breed with Chupacabra"

"So you went to Sea World and came back with a Whale, congrats."

[Chris82]

[matthew0155]

suicide anyone?

[Jack]

would make a great anitwar campign? Your reward for fighting in Iraq is your very on fatzilla!

[XxInColdBloodxX]

We should link him to this thread....

But

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMFG WTF IS THAT THING IF HE EVER ONCE SAID SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD IN FRONT OF ME I WOULD CHOKE HIM. IF THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING RELIGIOUS I RATHER GO TO HELL!

Now for epic pictures












HIS MYSPACE HIS MYSPACE HIS MYSPACE!!!

[Mike2077]

Edited by Mike2077, 21 November 2008 - 11:20 PM.

[Halcomb]

No normal harpoon can pierce that brow.


But no really, read this earlier on some sports magazine forum that 4chan had apparently spetznaz'd and they had some funny shopz. I'll try to find it again.

Edited by Halcomb, 22 November 2008 - 01:24 AM.

[EVIL Shenanigans]

that poor poor man, lets all hope shes reallllllllllllllllly rich so he can buy himself some good hookers and drugs on the weekends cause he's gonna need them.

really rich?...that family buys so much food, i dont see how they could be. I mean...in all honesty, how can they even DO anything to make money?

[Raccoon00]

wow at thread lol

[MainEvent]

Someone on the original thread asked him about when he lost his virginity. His response:

Well, after the wedding we went to the motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was) and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

Edited by MainEvent, 22 November 2008 - 07:25 PM.

[Jack]

Quote:
Originally Posted by kkingjayy View Post
Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two sh*tbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. f*ckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.
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[Bumblebee]

I do believe this is the most entertaining thread I have seen in some time.... lmao.... holly sh*t...

[MainEvent]

[Bumblebee]

ROFL!

Edited by Bumblebee, 23 November 2008 - 10:40 AM.

[Sniprwulf]

[Raccoon00]

lol damn

[Bumblebee]

lol damn

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