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#1 Chris82

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 01:04 PM

We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favor of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.

We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.

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#2 Ahkmed

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 01:19 PM

You know, if I ever met anyone who told me they thought Google was a god I would think they were f*cking retard.
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#3 Unlikely

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 01:25 PM

I think you're missing the point....
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#4 Ahkmed

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 01:32 PM

I always miss the point
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#5 Ozzy

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 12:43 PM

Haha, the hate mail is hilarious!
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#6 MainEvent

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 01:01 PM

Longest link ever?
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#7 Frag0holic

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 02:36 PM

Pretty witty stuff :) Hate mail was definitely hilarious.
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#8 Snookers

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 03:24 PM

Pretty witty stuff :) Hate mail was definitely hilarious.


haha yea the hatemail had some good sh*t in it. people took that stuff seriously lol
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