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[fadetoblack]

Congrats and good luck..

Personally the thought of having to deal with the same woman the rest of my life scares me more than a child ever could.

[Constantine]

The woman comes with the child. There is no escape when there is a kid.

[fadetoblack]

There is escape when she is cemented under the stairs

[DarkShadow]

in all Honestly, two options come to mind for this exact scenario.

1.) Push the bitch down a flight of stairs, spending a couple years in jail for assault sure beats spending 18 years on something you can't devote your full time to.

2.) Give baby up for adoption and move on.

[fadetoblack]

After putting some more thougth into this, a boating accident would be alot more convienient..

[MainEvent]

After putting some more thougth into this, a boating accident would be alot more convienient..

Scott Peterson-esque?

[Jack]

Scott Peterson-esque?

Capt. Stab'n-esque

[EVIL Shenanigans]

Capt. Stab'n-esque

boating accident?...If it'll involve Stab'n, it would would most certainly involve either deagling the womb...or running up behind her a jamin a combat knife into her vag.

[Jack]

boating accident?...If it'll involve Stab'n, it would would most certainly involve either deagling the womb...or running up behind her a jamin a combat knife into her vag.

capt'n stab'n is an old porn series ala bangbus-esque where after they f*cked the b*tches on a boat out at sea they threw them off and left.