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#1 Tree

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:33 PM

THINK that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day, 5
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain. 10

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.

a poem made by a human about me, a tree

Hello you might know me as tree. i live pretty much everywhere you look. I like drinking, and doing the naughty ;-)
i like watching humans get undress and peeing on me..(yes i like the yellow sh*t) i love the wind on my bark and i like when other trees touch me. i love when you humans have sex on me(mmm makes me sticky thinking about it)
i hate getting brunt, i hate when some little b*tch breaks one of my arms and hits me with it and then laughs and hits my friends with it. i hate bugs, and i hate cold nights and bad weather.

Well i think you know alot about me already so im just going to show you some pictures of me and my friends..


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Well this picture is a guy going over a bridge that is made out of one of my Highschool friends, he really never had a good life =( but hes in a happier place as a bridge helping people get over to the other side..

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Okay this is where i went to highschool. this is a pic of my class (C/o 08!)

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Okay this guy is one of my best human friends..he got me into gaming =DD thank him!!

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This is what a party is like when trees get drunk!!!

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I actually know this girl and i hit it about 10 times, f*cking wh*re.......

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Lulz you humans are funny making us look stupid <3





Okay well i have alot more to show so if you want me to share more about myself just ask and ill be happy to share.


season greetings - tree

oh by the way my girlfriend wants to say hi..
her name is Marywanna
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thats her!!!!!

Edited by Tree, 10 April 2009 - 12:55 PM.

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#2 AssHattery

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:37 PM

hahaha welcome man
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#3 Halcomb

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:41 PM

wat?

welcome...

I guess.
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#4 Killian

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:49 PM

I'm confused.. Welcome?
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#5 Tree

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:50 PM

I'm confused.. Welcome?


?

Whats the confusing little one...its like you never saw or met a tree...


i'm confused now?
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#6 Killian

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:52 PM

?

Whats the confusing little one...its like you never saw or met a tree...


i'm confused now?

First it's the Russians, then the trees, the apocalypse is coming.

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#7 Tree

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:56 PM

First it's the Russians, then the trees, the apocalypse is coming.



eh i seen the russians, there not as scary as they think..only thing they have that i like is vodka
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#8 KiMBo

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 03:38 PM

lmao. this has to be the funniest introduction i've read.
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#9 yurec

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 03:50 PM

First it's the Russians, then the trees, the apocalypse is coming.

Killian you got a problem with Russians? If so let me know!!
i will do something special for you: ma_(your request) killian

eh i seen the russians, there not as scary as they think..only thing they have that i like is vodka


WOW WOW WOW Vodka is not all we got. We got HOT girls, and one of the largest lumber companies.

WELCOME!! :muaha:
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#10 WhiteRabbit

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 04:00 PM

Lol welcome.
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#11 Snookers

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 04:50 PM

lol long ass intro....
welcome?
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#12 Florida_Funk

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 05:32 PM

welcome





really........ vodka, women and lumber is all russia has?




, and one of the largest lumber companies.

WELCOME!! :muaha:


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#13 Killian

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 06:02 PM

welcome





really........ vodka, women and lumber is all russia has?

To bad they can't pack lumber cause of all the vodka
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#14 Jack

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 06:47 PM

welcome scary motherf*cker
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#15 Faber

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 07:19 PM

holy sh*t... lol welcome man
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#16 Aziz

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 07:35 PM

To bad they can't pack lumber cause of all the vodka



Haha.
We iz de sh*tz!
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#17 Waffles

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 07:39 PM

WOW WOW WOW Vodka is not all we got. We got HOT girls, and one of the largest lumber companies.

WELCOME!! :muaha:


russianbrides.com mother f*cker!
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#18 Armageddon

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 08:02 PM

welcome home
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#19 Waffles

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 08:30 PM

go eat a cheeseburger armageddon. luls
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#20 Tree

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 09:46 PM

Thanks for the welcome guys...Paul Bunyan is an ass btw
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