Heres a Joke
#1
Posted 24 May 2009 - 08:40 PM
Sooo four gays guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool left what do they do?
Flip the stool upside down.
LOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
#2
Posted 24 May 2009 - 09:46 PM
#3
Posted 24 May 2009 - 10:02 PM
The bartender says "Why the long face?"
#4
Posted 24 May 2009 - 10:34 PM
An asian guy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender who is black, and says, "Give me a drink nigger." The bar tender pissed says if our situations were switched you would be pissed if I said something racist to you. The asian guy says, "Nope and I will switch to prove it to you." So they switch spots and the black guy says, "Give me a drink you fucking Gook!" The Gook says, "We don't server niggers here."
;)
#5
Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:03 PM
Those jokes suck this is a joke,
An asian guy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender who is black, and says, "Give me a drink !@#$%^&." The bar tender pissed says if our situations were switched you would be pissed if I said something racist to you. The asian guy says, "Nope and I will switch to prove it to you." So they switch spots and the black guy says, "Give me a drink you f*cking Gook!" The Gook says, "We don't server !@#$%^&s here."
;)
Wow that's old. Btw punctuation is your friend.
#6
Posted 25 May 2009 - 01:46 AM
#7
Posted 25 May 2009 - 04:34 AM
#8
Posted 25 May 2009 - 04:46 AM
Two families move from Libya to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a $100.00 bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win. A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?" The second guy says, "f*ck you, towel-head!"
See duck, that's a joke worth telling.
#9
Posted 25 May 2009 - 05:11 AM
Two families move from Libya to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a $100.00 bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win. A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?" The second guy says, "f*ck you, towel-head!"
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