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#1 DarkShadow

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 04:57 PM

I dunno really, I guess this has a lot of potential, anyhow what are some situations where you've absolutely had to facepalm at somebodies pathetic mistakes and such.

I'll start off with a few.

One time in WoW back in 05, I kicked somebody from the raid for being afk, within 5 minutes of them coming back, I hear this kid come into my channel crying his eyes out because I kicked him.

^ that made me pretty much step back from MMO's seeing how bad people get addicted.

and lets not forget the time Chris82 burned out his CPU because he fails at life.
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#2 Raccoon00

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 05:35 PM

being around my GF is facepalm nonstop....
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#3 Halcomb

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 06:07 PM

So one of my friends gets a DUI being an idiot one day. 3 months later, on Christmas night, he gets into a drunken brawl with his brother (an ex-marine as well) and gets one black eye. This one b*tch calls the police and he ends up resisting arrest and well... getting sent to county for the evening. Apparently while he was being processed he was singing "f*ck the police" and ended up getting his other eye blackened because he basically turned around to one of the correctional officers and said, "So what now fatty?" (Possibly fatass.)

This on its own would be hilarious but he's the kind of person that in a room full of drunk people ends up being labeled, "That drunk guy."

So when I heard this story a week later from his brother and eventually him it became my first facepalm of 2009.

Edited by Halcomb, 06 August 2009 - 06:08 PM.

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#4 Novahawk

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 04:40 PM

I found wondergod, it was a lol and a faceplant at the same time:

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#5 MainEvent

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 05:06 PM

I was remotely connected to a Linux server today, and the guy on the other end (we have to call our customers and state the problem) told me to restart MY computer to fix the problem--Facepalm of the day.
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#6 Jack

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 06:30 PM

I found wondergod, it was a lol and a faceplant at the same time:

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Wondergod is Indian...and probably knows more about computers than anyone else on this forum.
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#7 mr.lively

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 07:23 PM

someone buried dog sh*t on the public beach where i was today. i know this because when my little cousin began to dig his feet into the sand he dug up some poop. lazy, inconsiderate, moronic. i dunno: facepalm for the idiot that failed to bring a plastic bag for their dog walk, or the imbeciles that only banned dogs from this section of sand for 8 hours out of the day?

Edited by mr.lively, 07 August 2009 - 07:24 PM.

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#8 Novahawk

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 07:24 PM

Wondergod is Indian...and probably knows more about computers than anyone else on this forum.

*facepalm*

Edited by Novahawk, 07 August 2009 - 07:29 PM.

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#9 MainEvent

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Posted 08 August 2009 - 12:15 PM

Sitting in traffic on I-95 and some guy in a convertible uses the hard shoulder to jump ahead but his path is blocked... None other than a state trooper. Facepalm.
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#10 wondergod

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Posted 08 August 2009 - 01:56 PM

Sitting in traffic on I-95 and some guy in a convertible uses the hard shoulder to jump ahead but his path is blocked... None other than a state trooper. Facepalm.


I've seen that before. I laughed so hard. Especially when the state trooper pulled down his Aviator Glasses to get a better look then told the guy to stop. It was almost like a tv show it was so funny.
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#11 MainEvent

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Posted 08 August 2009 - 02:03 PM

Instant karma at it's finest.
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#12 Ezekiel

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Posted 08 August 2009 - 03:55 PM

Little pissant "journalists" trying to be "edgy" and "smart" by writing article with pure out the ass information.

Like this little fuck here.
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#13 DarkShadow

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 06:52 AM

that link makes me want to stab that guy.
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#14 Novahawk

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 10:50 AM

Holy sh*t!
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#15 Ezekiel

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 10:54 AM

Holy sh*t!


Should have seen it when the site was hacked and had an Omaha Steaks banner at the top.
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#16 Tidbit

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:29 PM

Like this little f*ck here.


Wait...what?

*facepalm*

I hate people like that..
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#17 Chris82

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Posted 15 August 2009 - 12:22 PM

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#18 Tidbit

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Posted 15 August 2009 - 10:44 PM

LOL

5000 gold and in return you can mount me. omfg
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#19 mr.lively

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 09:47 PM

i lol'd at the mount and the fleshlight thing. wow@wow.
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#20 KiMBo

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 12:33 AM

I found wondergod, it was a lol and a faceplant at the same time:

I know this is old but idk how no one saw "faceplant" instead of facepalm lol.

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