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#1 DarkShadow

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 01:50 PM

This whole story is almost too stereotypical for me to believe it

I mean there's black people that can't swim and their names are DeKendrix, Takeitha, JaMarcus, JaTavious, Litrelle, LaDairus, and Latevin

And how could six people be dumb enough to all go in to rescue one after the other when they can't swim? This whole story is just so beyond hilarious and I can't come anywhere close to taking it seriously, does anybody else feel this way too?

Darwin Award Winners of August 2010.

TL;DR, 6 niggers went into the water to save one drowning nigger, 6 died. lolol.
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#2 Rooftops

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 01:58 PM

super f*cking epic win.
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#3 MainEvent

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 02:04 PM

Never laughed so hard in Vent.
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#4 MainEvent

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 02:05 PM

"I stepped and I started drowning," DeKendrix told The Associated Press on Tuesday.
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#5 Stubs

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 02:22 PM

I lol'd
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#6 korosys420

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 04:37 PM

And African-Americans drown at a rate 20 percent higher than whites, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.




hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

this is funny coming from disease control an prevention

Edited by korosys420, 04 August 2010 - 04:38 PM.

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#7 Halcomb

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 04:41 PM

I lol'd


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#8 Black_Lotus

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 05:09 PM

And African-Americans drown at a rate 20 percent higher than whites, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

News to me lol. Why the hell would you even go in the water if you can't swim? Freakin fail.
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#9 TheCloak

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 05:29 PM

News to me lol. Why the hell would you even go in the water if you can't swim? Freakin fail.


"water"melon. gotta eat dat watamelon
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#10 Vicious

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:52 PM

LOL that's funny
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#11 AssHattery

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 04:01 PM

I'm really not sure why someone wouldn't learn how to swim one of those things that just make sense. And also how do you go splashing around in the water and not just learn to swim by default? Is it still called swimming if you can't swim? I guess in the end Darwin was right.
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#12 Ezekiel

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 04:55 PM

"water"melon. gotta eat dat watamelon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZKZkC8u3_c&playnext=1&videos=nmUDgHp1A1M
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