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#1 Vicious

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Posted 03 August 2011 - 12:24 AM

So, been compiling this lolzy text file for awhile now (forgot about it for awhile too) and I figured I'd share some lolz from it.

**You know you're in a Racist channel when you see this**
<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
<Naive-EOC> Dead?
<Derid-EOC> In the Field?
<Ball-licker> In jail?
<Humur> Killing each other?
<Naive-EOC> Stealing?
<Sailym> Covered in blood?
<Humur> 5$ a piece?
<Derid-EOC> Stupid?
<Jaayy> ...
<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!
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#2 Coolnessinabun

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Posted 03 August 2011 - 01:52 AM

So, been compiling this lolzy text file for awhile now (forgot about it for awhile too) and I figured I'd share some lolz from it.

**You know you're in a Racist channel when you see this**
<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
<Naive-EOC> Dead?
<Derid-EOC> In the Field?
<Ball-licker> In jail?
<Humur> Killing each other?
<Naive-EOC> Stealing?
<Sailym> Covered in blood?
<Humur> 5$ a piece?
<Derid-EOC> Stupid?
<Jaayy> ...
<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!

HAHA! Fucking Hilarious! +1
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#3 Vicious

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Posted 03 August 2011 - 03:33 PM

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

There's another. I'm 100% sure these are all old. But classic lolz.


Oh here's one more

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Edited by Vicious, 03 August 2011 - 03:41 PM.

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#4 SoulWind

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 01:43 AM

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#5 Halcomb

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 03:55 AM

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yup. I pretty much facepalm when I see these same quotes coming up in "omegle" saves and the like. I thought they were old back when they were being posted out of irc.

Edited by Halcomb, 04 August 2011 - 03:58 AM.

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#6 Vicious

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 12:03 AM

Eh, old doesn't mean they aren't still funny, asshat lol. George Carlin and Richard Pryor stand ups old, but still hilarious as balls.
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