so from 1997-2001 there was this great internet radio show called
The Dan and Scott Show. One of the bits they would do was
called the David Heisel game. They had all these voice mail messages
that this crazy guy named David Heisel left for someone and they cut
them up and used them to prank call people. For the last five years
I've been using David Heisel as a fake name... I think I get more junk mail
addressed to David Heisel than my actual name these days. I uploaded a
mp3 of a full 24 min bit if anyone wants to give it a listen:
david heisel game