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[Massacre]

Ok, I saw this on some other forums and thought it would be cool to post it here. Basicaly the title says it all. I'll start.

Why are boobs good?

Edited by Massacre, 15 May 2006 - 04:49 AM.

[ellisracing58]

so people can learn to make siwk (lol tried to rhyme with miwk)

why is there grass?

[NC Derek]

to tickle my feet so i can giggle

why do girls always smell good?

[poopsmcgee]

So they can suck you in, use you for your sperm and get fat.

Why can't CT's camp?

[Sniprwulf]

Because the banhammer will not hesitate

why's water wet?

[Ezekiel]

It's not, just slippery.

Who started all this Chuck Norris sh*t?

[Frag0holic]

<-- he did

Why did the CT camp the sniper room?

[Ezekiel]

To shoot to at the other side.

Why am I not at school today?

[Tyler Durden]

Because you lost your car keys.

Why am I so cool?

[NC Derek]

bc you are a poser namedd after a popular and well developed movie and find your self better than the rest

why did you join boss?

[Massacre]

to get closer to me of course

why does derek have two of the same woman in his sig.

[poopsmcgee]

Because he thought two pics of the same man would look gay.

What the hell is this itching in my crotch?

[NC Derek]

crabs, from the STD you got from massacre's mom last night. shes so ugly.

why does beer feel so good on the lips?

[ellisracing58]

because <- that guy said so haha

why does it rain?

Edited by ellisracing58, 15 May 2006 - 04:25 PM.

[iMSeRiOuS]

because the clouds condesnese and masterbate and shoot out sperm...

Why do girls moan?

[NC Derek]

girls dont moan. sexy models in bed with derek moan. girls moan bc of excess homework.

why is imserious still in middle school?

[iMSeRiOuS]

because im leet and im 14 years old and i act more mature than anybodys daddy =')

Why is my penis 15in. long when im 14 years old?

[Massacre]

because hes Mexican, and Mexicans dont graduate....ever

why does crunchy peanut butter remind me of anal sex?

Edit: posted at the same time^^dont mind this post

Edited by Massacre, 15 May 2006 - 05:19 PM.

[iMSeRiOuS]

because when you stick your penis out of the ass its all with chuncky pieces of sh*t and there ya go u got your self a crunchy peanut butter bar =').

Why do black peoples dick so big?

[NC Derek]

bc they have more testosterone in their blood stream secreting more hormones.

why is my penis bigger than most black peoples?