962 replies to this topic

[Cleric]

because then vampires would come out

Why do we use smiley faces in posts?

[NC Derek]

bc boss people are emotional people.

why do i have to work today?

[Sniprwulf]

cause you gotta pay for all those hookers you get

what am i going to do now that finals are over?

[RogueAlly]

go back to feeding the gaara

why is gas so expensive?

[kidcapri]

Because of greedy corporate america.

why is my penis bigger than most black peoples?

Why does Derek have such a good imagination?

[NC Derek]

cause DEREK is so f*cking smart and creative and for that he comes up wit hall these crazy things to do with the ladies, in which they do for him. and life is good.

why does kid capri wear overalls????

[Tyler Durden]

Cause he thinks it is an alternative to underwear.

Now...seriously...why does fast food taste better in the middle of the night rather than at regular hours?

[Novahawk]

Because at night the magic ingredient is Magic Fairy Dust, instead of the one during the day which is cow sh*t...

Why is CS:S So addicting?

[Inertia]

Because there is nothing better to do after getting divorced
Why do women have pussies?

[Massacre]

So Derek can think up more crazy things to do. He already did everything with a dick.

Why do cows sleep standing up?

[iMSeRiOuS]

because there ass is sore from last night

Why is HIV so dangerous?

[Tyler Durden]

Because Derek has it, and he is dangerous.

Why do I want to take a bat to so many emo kids' faces?

[ellisracing58]

because if you didnt Derek would f*ck them

why arent we supposed to play with fire?

[NC Derek]

because youre mexican, and your mom was latino of the week in el playboy 23 years ago. however you are not sexy it was a common mistake when reading an old article about your mom and you saw her last name and mistaked it for you. i didnt even know you could read gaara.

why have the last 3 people cracked on me? i think its funny tho.

ok question - whats better than a blow job?

[kidcapri]

Derek giving you a blowjob. LOL sorry

Why is beer so damn good?

[NC Derek]

bc it makes girls sleepy and horny at the same time. they forget they have boyfriends.

why is liquir better than beer?

[ellisracing58]

cuz it has more alcohol lettin you froget bout your wife faster

why does kid capri like cats?

Edited by ellisracing58, 16 May 2006 - 06:44 PM.

[NC Derek]

bc it's the only pussy he can get. ooooooh!

why the f*ck do you like cars so much?

[At The Gates]

he needs the car to comphensate for somthing else(sorry dude, only thing I could think of)

why do the yankees suck so bad?

Edited by At The Gates, 16 May 2006 - 07:43 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

Did you really just ask that?


Why do we respect derek but make fun of his STD's at the same time?