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[ShLoNkY]

Descrbe what your "Perfect Girl" looks like. Like a perfect 10/10.

Ill go first:

Tallish like 5'9 or 10. maybe 125 lbs, Skinny but not too skinny, medium sized tits, nice round ass, short bleached blonde hair, tatoos, punk rock, and a bad attitude.



EDIT: You can use this topic to describe your perfect boy too if your into that sort of thing

Edited by ShLoNkY, 12 August 2006 - 02:38 PM.

[Chris82]

Descrbe what your "Perfect Girl" looks like. Like a perfect 10/10.

Ill go first:

Tallish like 5'9 or 10. maybe 125 lbs, Skinny but not too skinny, medium sized boobs, C cup maybe, bangin roundish ass, short bleached blonde hair, tatoos, punk rock, and a bad attitude.

Thank god my girlfriend wont read this. Shes the opposite cept hot to.

Opposite, eh?

So...

Smallish like 2'1 or 2. maybe 325 lbs, fat but not to fat, small boobs, A cup maybe, pancake flat ass, long brown hair, no tatoos, jazz music, and a Catholic school girl attitude.

Not all of that is opposite of what you said, but what the hell.

Anyway, yeah, I'll supposedly be around 6'1'' or so in the coming years, so a woman around 5'9'' is good, I really don't want a midget or one that's taller than me. 120 to 160lbs is good, not anorexic but not fat either. She can't have a flat chest but they can't be incredibly big. Round ass that's "grabbable" and brownish hair. I like it when the hair reaches at least the bottom of the ears but not longer than the tits. I don't really want a smoker but if she drinks its great. I also really don't want a girl who watches Oprah. Oprah's a f*cking b*tch.

Edited by Chris82, 12 August 2006 - 01:51 PM.

[ShLoNkY]

^^ haha f*cker

[Inertia]

I love fat chicks, the bigger the better. mine is 5'5" tall 185 with big ol' fat girl titties, mmmmmm, heat in the winter shade in the summer. I mean, really, once the lights out they all look the same, wouldnt you want a girl with some cushin' for the pushin'? Think about this, not only are you getting laid by some fine ass bbw, but you can stuff a hot pocket under her folds and have a hot snack when your finished.

[Sgt. Bojo]

hahaha.

Brunette, Same height as me, 115lb, etc etc. Brunette is key.
too skinny is bad.

Edited by Sgt. Bojo, 12 August 2006 - 11:57 AM.

[monster]

I love fat chicks, the bigger the better. mine is 5'5" tall 185 with big ol' fat girl titties, mmmmmm, heat in the winter shade in the summer. I mean, really, once the lights out they all look the same, wouldnt you want a girl with some cushin' for the pushin'? Think about this, not only are you getting laid by some fine ass bbw, but you can stuff a hot pocket under her folds and have a hot snack when your finished.

And if she's not in the mood, you can grease up her armpits and f*ck the hell out of them.

[ShLoNkY]

I LOVE skinny girls with big asses. But BIG girls with BIG everything are not for me. Some dudes love that sh*t though.

I was along time fan of really skinny chicks, but now Id rather my b*tches have a little too much than a little too little. Scrawny, boney broads FTL.

[Nagash]

Supermodel type girl with no vocal cords. She make millions and I play CSS at day and then have sex with her all night.

[Novahawk]

Opposite, eh?

So...

Smallish like 2'1 or 2. maybe 325 lbs, fat but not to fat, small boobs, A cup maybe, pancake flat ass, long brown hair, no tatoos, jazz music, and a Catholic school girl attitude.

Not all of that is opposite of what you said, but what the hell.

Anyway, yeah, I'll supposedly be around 6'1'' or so in the coming years, so a boy around 5'9'' is good, I really don't want a midget or one that's taller than me. 120 to 160lbs is good, not anorexic but not fat either. He can't have a flat chest but they can't be incredibly big. Round ass that's "grabbable" and brownish hair. I like it when the hair reaches at least the bottom of the ears but not longer than the tits. I don't really want a smoker but if she drinks its great. I also really don't want a boy who watches Oprah. Oprah's a f*cking b*tch.

LOL....

[Chris82]

So you wanna play the edit my post game, eh?

Descrbe what your "Perfect Girl" looks like. Like a perfect 10/10.

Ill go first:

Tallish like 5'9 or 10. maybe 125 lbs, Skinny but not too skinny, medium sized penis, 4 1/2-5 inches maybe, bangin hairy ass, short spiked blonde hair, tatoos, punk rock, and a bad attitude.

Thank god my boyfriend wont read this. Hes the opposite cept hot to.

EDIT: You can use this topic to describe your perfect boy too if your into that sort of thing (like I am)

[ShLoNkY]

^^^

HAHA I am not one to edit posts, but in this case it was definetly necessary.

f*cker......

[Frag0holic]

5'10" blonde or brunette doesn't matter really. A firm rounded ass is key, I can't stand really skinny chicks, only thing that turns me off faster is really fat chicks. B cup, not really that big of a deal but not too big. Optimist attitude with just a drop of shyness. She doesn't think she's beautiful, but really she is <-- there is nothing sexier than that.

MMMHMMM!

[*CHILIDOG*]

ur mom (jk)

Anyways:
Brunette
5'3"-5'6"
125-135 pnds
Good (my) taste in music, movies, ect...
not a sl*t but not too stingy with the goods either

[Constantine]

http://img54.imagesh...bsaujdas6pr.jpg


Perfectly brown with nice poochy lips. Hmmmmmm.

[*CHILIDOG*]

^^^ that's hot

[Wolapitor]

http://img54.imagesh...bsaujdas6pr.jpg
Perfectly brown with nice poochy lips. Hmmmmmm.

OMG constantine u made me jizz my pants.

[poopsmcgee]

billy's mom

[Frag0holic]

HAHAHA Constantine


btw that's Gaara if you didn't know. Hilarious...

[Sgt. Bojo]

hahaha.

Brunette, Same height as me, 115lb, etc etc. Brunette is key.
too skinny is bad.

http://img54.imagesh...bsaujdas6pr.jpg
Perfectly brown with nice poochy lips. Hmmmmmm.

holy sh*t! Gaara is my perfect woman!

Edited by Sgt. Bojo, 12 August 2006 - 09:26 PM.

[MalleyMcNasty]

i think what you all meant to say was
"malley"