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[Mandraque]

yes im going to say malley....as long as you are short....im into that, but im tall though...oh and you have to be perfect in everything(hence the topic name)

Edited by Mandraque, 12 August 2006 - 11:01 PM.

[Flob King]

NO FAT CHICKS! I like chicks with a little cushion, my exgf was 5'2", 90lbs she had enough to pinch. But my perfect girl would be like 5'10"-6'. cuz I'm 6'5" and I want giant kids. Brown hair with maybe blonde highlights, nice curved ass, and a C cup, more than a mouthfulls a waste. NO FAT CHICKS!

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[Tyler Durden]

i think what you all meant to say was
"malley"

Read my mind, lol.

Alrite. Cute looks. I don't know why, but I like "cute" girls over "hot" girls...don't ask. Shorter than me, but around my height is good too. (I'm about 6') Brunette usually. Length of hair depends on how she looks. Some girls look better with short hair, some with long. No fat chicks. I know it is a little shallow, but I'm just being honest. Not too skinny either. Hopefully she doesn't weigh more than me. (I weigh 125) Boobs I don't care about too much. I'd like to know they're there if you know what I mean, but natural. (I hate fake) Ass, don't like huge asses...really gross. Fit is more for me.
Cliff notes for body type: Fit athletic or just slim.

Now personality. Mood needs to have sass but still jokes around with it. I don't really care about what kind of movies she likes, I just won't watch any overly stupid chick flicks or teen movies. (bring it on. maid in manhattan) I don't care what kind of music she listens too, but she can't b*tch at my emo/post harcore stuff. (Thursday, Emery, indie bands, ect.) When you're in my car you're listning to my music, dammit!.
I have season tickets to the colts. If she doesn't like football she better not b*tch that I'm not there nearly every sunday. If she does like football...I'm not letting go of her.

She needs to have to put up with my antics. There is a good chance that if I get bored I will some how hurt myself. I also hope she isn't as big of a gamer as me. The last halo party I went to was me and 5 other guys, all nighter, boxers only.

Malley, can you fill that?

[Chris82]

Yes, malley, by the looks of your picture you are really good-looking by my standards. Plus you have a gaming-related shirt. Love it!

[MalleyMcNasty]

malley ftw.
acctually
i dont really look like my picture
in reality
im massive
and i have huge thick eye brows that connect
and my vagina lips touch the inside of my tighs
and my nose is pushed up real high....


okay so not really..
but thats my perfert girl.


and thank you for the compliment chris
i'll be sure to suck your cock later.
if the vans unlocked.

[Tyler Durden]

Congrats Chris. You finally found a girl you don't need candy to lure into the van.

[Mandraque]

but im afraid Chriss still hasent reached puberty so i guess ur gona have to suck another cock eh?

[Nagash]

and my vagina lips touch the inside of my tighs

Oh my I think I am in love. hehe

And mally you are 16 that means you ae legal woohoo and in some states you are the marrying age hehe

[*CHILIDOG*]

I would just like to add to this that when im drunk the perfect girl looks NAKED and doesnt have a moustache/unibrow/other flaw that is impossible to get past even for a drunkard.

[Mandraque]

I would just like to add to this that when im drunk the perfect girl looks NAKED and doesnt have a moustache/unibrow/other flaw that is impossible to get past even for a drunkard.

...are you drunk rigth now....

[*CHILIDOG*]

nope

[Tyler Durden]

I would just like to add to this that when im drunk the perfect girl looks NAKED and doesnt have a moustache/unibrow/other flaw that is impossible to get past even for a drunkard.

Which means Billy could be "the perfect girl" as long as you're drunk.

[Frag0holic]

Malley ftw.

[tjhooker]

I like big butts

[Mr. Sticks]

Malley ftw.

Lol, she is really cute, and she's a gamer, so that's 2 pluses.

My absolute perfect girl, 10/10 is...

Shorter than me, but not too short. I'm about 5'11 so anywhere from about 5'5 to 5'10 is good. Hair color doesn't really matter to me, I like brunettes a bit more than blondes but I like both. Hair length, I don't like hair thats really short, but shoulder length or longer is best, but not too long! As far as body build, I don't care if she's not a super model, as long as she isn't too skinny or too big. Cup size would probably be a B or C, and NO IMPLANTS!!! I can't stand fake boobs! If she had a big butt that wouldn't be a bad thing, as long as it wasn't too big. I like a girl with an ass, lol. Other than that I'm not picky though.

Summary: Average everything or better with a nice booty and good natural boobs. Not too skinny, not too big. Also, no piercings besides ear piercings or a belly ring, and I'm not a big fan of tattoos either, but there are exceptions.

[Frag0holic]

Lol, she is really cute, and she's a gamer, so that's 2 pluses.

I was refering to the use of humor in her posts. Haven't seen her IRL so I really can't comment on how cute she is.

[Chris82]

but im afraid Chriss still hasent reached puberty so i guess ur gona have to suck another cock eh?

Nah, it's ok dude. Going through puberty doesn't mean that you can't have your cock sucked. People assume a lot about the young ones I suppose.

[MalleyMcNasty]

Nah, it's ok dude. Going through puberty doesn't mean that you can't have your cock sucked. People assume a lot about the young ones I suppose.

yea im still sucking your cock

Malley ftw.

it happens.
we'll dock soon stud.

[Tyler Durden]

Lets see here...
She has a myspace. This could be one of two things.
1. She's legit.
2. She's a 40 year old he and a pedophile.


Malley, do me a favor. Look down..is it a penis?

[MalleyMcNasty]

Lets see here...
She has a myspace. This could be one of two things.
1. She's legit.
2. She's a 40 year old he and a pedophile.
Malley, do me a favor. Look down..is it a penis?

more of a nub.
but it does the job.