What can you do with a small furry animal...
#1
Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:01 PM
2) You gould get sh*tfaced and eat the small furry animal alive and watch the virgins gag. Then punch them in the mouth......
3) You could get the 2 virgins sh*tfaced and hope that the eat each others box while fingering the small furry animal.
4) You could drink the beer and take a nap, hoping that the 2 virgins will still be there when you get up
5) You could name the small furry animal "Chuck"
HAHAHA I don't know why I find this so amusing. Lets see what you got.
#2
Posted 22 September 2006 - 01:15 AM
#3
Posted 22 September 2006 - 05:17 AM
#4
Posted 22 September 2006 - 05:55 AM
#5
Posted 22 September 2006 - 07:38 AM
#6
Posted 22 September 2006 - 09:31 AM
Don't you mean:
After you have freed the small furry animal into the wild where s/he belongs pour out the beer and walk to the nearest recycling center to recycle the cans and/or bottles. Then explain to the virgins on how you really respect them for the choice that they made to remain a virgin and that they should wait untill marriage...
Some of you f*ckers are so NOT creative.
#7
Posted 22 September 2006 - 11:23 AM
Edited by logan412, 22 September 2006 - 11:24 AM.
#8
Posted 22 September 2006 - 12:57 PM
half the prople on here prolly have NO idea where this idea came from
#9
Posted 22 September 2006 - 02:48 PM
#10
Posted 22 September 2006 - 03:15 PM
#11
Posted 22 September 2006 - 04:33 PM
wow this just made my day lol thx shlonky.
half the prople on here prolly have NO idea where this idea came from
I allmost shat myself when you said that wont trade your beer for the virgins with a small furry animal!!
And i would f*ck the sh*t outta the virgins then fry up the furry animal with some beer then break in the virgins some more.
#12
Posted 22 September 2006 - 07:16 PM
2. enjoy
3. take the lesser of the 2 virgins to the nearest pimp and sell her to said pimp
4. take money from virgin sell to nearest gas station and buy two lottery tickets
5. win lottery
6. give one ticket to best friend
7. buy own private island in the caribbean
8. take the original beer and throw it away
9. buy new beer with new found fortune
10. have your way with original virgin while drinking new beer on your beach with you best friend and laughing about the small furry animal tied to the ceiling fan
Edited by Yatzee_Squirrel, 22 September 2006 - 07:48 PM.
#13
Posted 22 September 2006 - 07:18 PM
#14
Posted 22 September 2006 - 07:49 PM
i can't find any beer
#15
Posted 22 September 2006 - 10:12 PM
on another note i got 4 hot ass b*tches already over here (and no im not ignoring them to post this, they went to get mandys id)
to the bar we go in 30 mins :)
#16
Posted 29 September 2006 - 06:47 PM
Proceed to write the word "pwned" in blood on the wall.
#17
Posted 29 September 2006 - 06:52 PM
CREEPYStuff the animal in the beer bottle and then whack one of the virgins over the head with it. Use shattered glass to stab the other repeatedly and to cut the dead animal in half, then stick half a dead animal in each of their mouths.
Proceed to write the word "pwned" in blood on the wall.
#18
Posted 29 September 2006 - 07:10 PM
Wow I thought I was a sick f*ck. Good one.
Lets keep this one going.
#19
Posted 29 September 2006 - 07:47 PM
use small furry animal to guard beer and virgins.
screw both virgins at once after tying them down and pouring said beer all over them, and making them lick it off of each other.
then after they are passed out from being banged all night, send small furry animal with full ammo, and cute mini kevlar jacket to nearest liquer store and get more beer....and maybe more b*tches.
and if all else fails, send him to assasinate dick cheney......
#20
Posted 29 September 2006 - 09:07 PM
Stuff the animal in the beer bottle and then whack one of the virgins over the head with it. Use shattered glass to stab the other repeatedly and to cut the dead animal in half, then stick half a dead animal in each of their mouths.
Proceed to write the word "pwned" in blood on the wall.
best idea i have heard on this lol i am game wheres the furry animal lol
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