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[Yatzee_Squirrel]

yall are some scary mother f*ckers

[Mandraque]

Train small furry animal to use an AK47 and a S&W .40cal.
use small furry animal to guard beer and virgins.
screw both virgins at once after tying them down and pouring said beer all over them, and making them lick it off of each other.
then after they are passed out from being banged all night, send small furry animal with full ammo, and cute mini kevlar jacket to nearest liquer store and get more beer....and maybe more b*tches.
and if all else fails, send him to assasinate dick cheney......

that sounds so cute!

[Stoned Hatter]

other thought is to turn the fury animal into swiss cheese with a m4a1 and then drug the vergins and have your way with em til their streight again :))