Short jokes thread
#1
Posted 29 October 2006 - 05:15 PM
Post 'em as you find 'em. Just don't paste a whole essay
Ok, I'll start it off...
Laura Bush bought her husband a parrot for his birthday. She told Dick
Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George has already taught him to
mispronounce over 200 words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But you realize that he
just repeats the words. He doesn't understand what they mean."
"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the parrot."
keep em coming!
#2
Posted 29 October 2006 - 05:45 PM
Q: What is a woman who is staring at a blank piece of paper doing?
A: Reading her rights.
Q:How did Helen Keller's Parents punish her?
A. Moved the furniture around
B. Left the toilette plunger in.
#3
Posted 29 October 2006 - 06:22 PM
Anerxic :)
#4
Posted 29 October 2006 - 08:23 PM
A Bench can support a family
(Btw, i have mexican friends)
#5
Posted 29 October 2006 - 08:44 PM
--Batman can go outside without Robin. (Ahkmeds joke)
What do you call two gay guys on rollerskates?
--Rolaids
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
--They don't work in the future, either.
This ones great too haha
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
Edited by Mike2077, 29 October 2006 - 08:49 PM.
#6
Posted 29 October 2006 - 10:28 PM
A dead girl scout.
#7
Posted 29 October 2006 - 10:49 PM
haha.. wow funny...i acturally laugh...What's the difference between a black person and Batman?
--Batman can go outside without Robin. (Ahkmeds joke)
What do you call two gay guys on rollerskates?
--Rolaids
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
--They don't work in the future, either.
This ones great too haha
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
What do you call an apartment full of blacks?
A COON-dominium.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Edited by Agent_Raccoon00, 29 October 2006 - 10:52 PM.
#8
Posted 30 October 2006 - 11:39 AM
God: Yes!?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Yes.
Man: What is for you a million of years?
God: A second.
Man: And a million of dollars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, Can you give me a penny?
God: Sure. Wait a second!
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how do u get 100 jews in a vw beetle??
-- in the ashtray
#9
Posted 30 October 2006 - 01:09 PM
--It comes with 10 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check.
#10
Posted 30 October 2006 - 04:08 PM
Can we cool it a bit with the black jokes?You hear about the new black Barbie?
--It comes with 10 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check.
I mean, I have one hanging in my family tree right now. (lynching joke)
#11
Posted 30 October 2006 - 04:09 PM
Holy sh*t!
#12
Posted 30 October 2006 - 04:50 PM
The sack
#13
Posted 30 October 2006 - 11:07 PM
Q-what happened to the !@#$%^& when he stuck his head out of the window while driving down the highway
A-his lips beat him to death
#14
Posted 31 October 2006 - 12:18 AM
LoL that was f*cking retarded!
#15
Posted 02 November 2006 - 09:16 PM
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The Petafile
#16
Posted 02 November 2006 - 09:43 PM
I didn't lose my virginity in the corvette.
#17
Posted 02 November 2006 - 09:44 PM
"Africa," says the parrot.
Whats better than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to 5 trees
#18
Posted 02 November 2006 - 09:51 PM
why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
so you can see the expression on its face.
#19
Posted 02 November 2006 - 10:05 PM
The Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
#20
Posted 02 November 2006 - 10:15 PM
<CLONER> eh?
<PROCYONGOD> it's an oven in here!
from NWN2 CloneDVD Nfo
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