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[ShLoNkY]

To get in the Holiday Spirit, I thought it would be a good idea to start an Official Santas Wish List Thread so lets have at it!!



Ill go first:

Dear Santa Claus,

This year, I have been a very good little boy. I have not lied or cheated, and I have always helped my grandma with her yard. And I always say thank you, which makes me nice, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!

I'd really like the following items this year. They are as follows:

Steyr Scout chambered in .308 (none of this pussy 5.56mm bullsh*t) w/2.75x Leupold Scout Scope

If your forget the .308 part I'm going to send it back to your Fat Ass bullets first.......



And a Tiger Tank:



Anyway, I hope you like the cookies I left out for you.

K Thanks Bye

Sincerely,

Muthaf*ckin Shlonky

[kidcapri]

Umm a new video card, motherboard, and....................oh yeah a house.

[XxInColdBloodxX]

Dear Santa,

I would like for Christmas:

1. Rainbow 6: Las Vegas

2.Viva Pinta

3.Digital Camara, i mean a good one. Dont be cheap or so help me god.

4. Zune

If you fail to comply, i will hunt your fat ass down, get it, got it? Good.

(P.S) Maybe some hoe's

Edited by XxInColdBloodxX, 25 November 2006 - 05:48 PM.

[RogueAlly]

Xbox360

that is all

[Sniprwulf]

- gps
- dinero para una neuva computadora
- clothes & kicks
- some dirty christmas sex.

[Capt.John]

Nintendo Wii, and some games to go along with it...

[Raccoon00]

2.Viva Pinta

nice...that games looks entertaining

i would like to get The Wii and a good Camcorder

Edited by Agent_Raccoon00, 25 November 2006 - 06:40 PM.

[Chris82]

Money. $600+ for make benefit me to build new PC.

[Tyler Durden]

Dear Santa,

I took care of everyone on your list, now please take care of mine.


1. Gears of War
2. A nice camera ($750 at the minimum, please)
3. New speakers for the truck, pioneer or alpine.
4. A spare tibia for my upcoming snowboarding trip.
5. Gas money.
6. Booze money.
7. The drug money you still owe me.
8. A blowjob from some prostitute for Shlonky, he seems a little tense lately.

It was a pleasure taking those naughty kids out for you.

Awaiting my next assignment,

Tyler


Edit.
Scratch number 2, my parents said they would get me one.
Please take that money and put it into gas money, kthnxbye.

Edited by Tyler Durden, 25 November 2006 - 07:11 PM.

[Ezekiel]

Dear Santa,

This year, I have put up with all the mexicans that come through our car wash and never once killed or maimed any of them. For that I think I deserve the following . . .

1. My car paid off.
2. $1500 to build a new computer.
3. A Barrett .50 cal sniper rifle with 24x infra red scope and 10,000 AP rounds.
4. A good Alpine head unit and two 12-inch subs.
5. Forza 2 and the steering wheel for the 360 (Depending if it comes out on time.).
6. A stage 2 turbo, inter cooler, blow off valve, and a new exhaust system for my car.

I believe this is fair considering all the morons and idiots I've put up with and still acted civilized and polite too. That and you owe me from that one time in Tijuana, you remember, with the gringos and the prostitute with the hair. . . Yeah you remember, don't lie.

[$VT-c0brA]

a kimber 1911 .45

a westin bull bar (black)


holiday head and some peace and quite.............


list is short cause he already gave me the gamecock win over the tigers in the valley!!!!!!

[Frag0holic]

I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA!! SO THERE!!!

[Mandraque]

some tail then some heads.

also some computer upgrade, probably ram since im already planning on my cpu...

thats about it Santa...I cant think of anything....suprise me if you will

sincerely,

motherfukin mandraque

[Splunk]

Dear Mr. Santa Claus,

I would like....

-A new computer (have an elf customize it for me)
-PS3 and an Xbox 360
-A pet elf
-Pony (with a ribbon)
-And I think my friend Muffin wants a bisexual prostitue

So if you could do that for me that would be great. Besides, I know where you live...

Sincerely,
SPLUNK

[*CHILIDOG*]

Moneys for teh RAM
National title shot for Florida
free time (the kind that doesn't put me behind in some other section of my life)

[IWantWhiteCastle]

[Drakma]

Silly wabbits, there's no such thing as Santa Claus.

[poopsmcgee]

radical inferno is kickass


bowling bawlz FTW!

[Sniprwulf]

went shopping on blackfriday and at staples they hadda sick sale on this monitor:

http://www.newegg.co...N82E16824001081

samsung 20" widescreen 6ms monitor for 180$!!! got two of em one for me and one for my brother for x-mas.

[Florida_Funk]

All i want is something about 1lbs. with no sticks, no stems, and have it smelling like some florida funk. Thats all, is that too much to ask.