Posted 19 December 2006 - 12:17 PM
There was a little retarded girl whos mom sent her to the store to get 2lbs of fresh makral
shes gets to the market and walks up to the counter and says ( in retard voice) " 2lbs plezzzz"
the guy looks at her and says "look little girl I cant understand you and I'm really busy. So go sit over in the corner till you figure out how to tell me what you want."
The girl sits down in the corner and thinks real hard. Then she puts two fingers up her c*nt and works them back and forth a little.
The little girl walks back up to the counter and the guy looks down and says " you figure it out?"
She just sticks her fingers out and says " smelz "
The guy leans over smells and jumps back real fast and says "holy makral!!!"
The girl says " 2lbs plezzz"
Posted 19 December 2006 - 03:10 PM
Posted 19 December 2006 - 08:30 PM
retard jokes > fat chick jokes.
Posted 20 December 2006 - 03:31 PM
Edited by Splunk, 20 December 2006 - 03:32 PM.
Posted 20 December 2006 - 03:38 PM
I kinda have a fetish for retarded chicks
You and me both brother.
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