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#1 ShLoNkY

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 10:39 PM

Behold:

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Fucker is the real deal. I'm so excited I may cut off my penis.
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#2 indica

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 11:19 PM

That's one helluva circular saw. I have to ask... what do you plan on cutting!?
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#3 Florida_Funk

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 11:54 PM

Nice , but you must watch out. The women are a crafty bunch, she may be planing a "project" for you. But very nice anyway. :weee:
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#4 wondergod

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 02:57 AM

dude, thats the coolest bong i've ever seen.


heh...nice, but like Florida said get ready to build some gay ass thing the lady makes you do.
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#5 Jack

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 05:34 AM

get ready to build that deck for the summer

...I always liked buying sex toys for girls. when you tell them to go f*ck themselves you can say it with some conviction.
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#6 Justin Sane

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 06:27 AM

So Hitachi makes circular saws and hard drives. Great!
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#7 Billy Pumper

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:06 AM

nice, i spent the last 5 hours using one of those....screened in porch ftw
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#8 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 12:26 PM

nice ....now we can dismember those pesky bodies in meh trunk.........bring it down so we can get crackin' before they start to smell.... :evil:
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#9 kidcapri

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 02:37 PM

Have fun trimming your girl's house.
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#10 Komit

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 06:32 PM

My New Toy
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#11 Ahkmed

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 07:06 PM

Thats not gay at all....
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#12 Raccoon00

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 07:28 PM

Thats really gay.......... :wtf:
but w/e floats your boat
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#13 Silent Bob

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 09:56 PM

And you refer to her as a b*tch after she bought you that? :no:
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#14 dar_tana

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 10:09 PM

And you refer to her as a b*tch after she bought you that? :no:


This was my reaction.
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#15 Billy Pumper

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 10:23 PM

And you refer to her as a b*tch after she bought you that? :no:



and what do you call your woman?

you're probably gonna be one of those dads driving HIS mini-van with an "I love my wife" sticker on the back

Edited by Billy Pumper, 18 April 2007 - 10:24 PM.

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#16 Sniprwulf

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 10:43 PM

You all call yourself men? Thats obviously a compound miter saw... lol oWn3d! Nice toy shlonky
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#17 Sniprwulf

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:01 PM

Specs on it:

http://www.hitachipo...e...p540,&tab=2
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#18 Silent Bob

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:20 PM

and what do you call your woman?

you're probably gonna be one of those dads driving HIS mini-van with an "I love my wife" sticker on the back


Oh sorry I forgot it's e-cool to objectify the women of our lives and treat them like sh*t on the internet. Naturally, in real life you stfu, but since it's only on the internet it's ok. My mistake.
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#19 adrian

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Posted 19 April 2007 - 12:03 AM

I like the saw, and hate the dildo. Can we at least have one thread without a dildo reference?
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#20 ShLoNkY

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Posted 19 April 2007 - 12:53 AM

Oh sorry I forgot it's e-cool to objectify the women of our lives and treat them like sh*t on the internet. Naturally, in real life you stfu, but since it's only on the internet it's ok. My mistake.



I call all my bitches bitches cuz that's how I roll. If I call her a Cunt, then I get in trouble....... :perk:
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