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#21 At The Gates

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 03:57 PM

why dont mexicans grill on memorial day and the 4th of july?






the beans and rice always fall through.
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#22 SuHh

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 08:55 PM

why dont mexicans grill on memorial day and the 4th of july?
the beans and rice always fall through.


i dont get it lol :D

nvm i get it now 5 seconds after i typed that... lol

im laffing more at my stupidity than ur joke hehe but keep trying :D

Edited by SuHh, 28 May 2007 - 08:56 PM.

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#23 DarkShadow

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 09:30 PM

What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnheart have in common?

Their greatest hit was the wall
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#24 Halcomb

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 02:04 AM

what's faster than a speeding bullet?

a jew with a coupon.
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#25 Halcomb

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 02:23 AM

what's the definition of "mass confusion?"

father's day in harlem.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 04:42 PM

What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnheart have in common?

Their greatest hit was the wall


hahahahha thats a good one


what has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs

a michael jackson slumber party
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#27 Fluke

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 06:01 PM

why do midgets giggle when they run???






cause the grass tickles their nuts!
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#28 Xiertic

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 08:49 PM

What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnheart have in common?

Their greatest hit was the wall


roflmao
I'm gonna have to say that joke won this thread.
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#29 At The Gates

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 09:36 PM

why did god create women with legs?




so they wont make snail trails.
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#30 Hoon

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Posted 29 May 2007 - 09:56 PM

hahahaha funny sh*t here.
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Posted 30 May 2007 - 11:37 PM

Ask a person, "Remember blowing bubbles as a Kid?"




Person Says, "Yeah."






You Say, "I saw bubbles the other day he said Hi."
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#32 SuHh

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 03:12 PM

Ask a person, "Remember blowing bubbles as a Kid?"
Person Says, "Yeah."
You Say, "I saw bubbles the other day he said Hi."



not bad
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#33 Woozy

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 06:32 PM

not bad


TY another one

What are two things you can't give a black person?










Fat Lip and a Black Eye.
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#34 Silent Bob

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 07:00 PM

What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnheart have in common?

Their greatest hit was the wall


Oh Jesus...that one stings.
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#35 SuHh

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 09:02 PM

TY another one

What are two things you can't give a black person?
Fat Lip and a Black Eye.


thats not nice... quit makin fun of dem !@#$%^&s

lmao :D

Edited by SuHh, 31 May 2007 - 09:02 PM.

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#36 Woozy

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 09:51 AM

thats not nice... quit makin fun of dem !@#$%^&s

lmao :D



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What do you say in the middle of the night when u see your tv floating in mid air?


Drop it nigga.


What does a black kid get for christmas?


Your Bike.


Have a nice day!
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#37 At The Gates

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 05:23 PM

what do you call 1000 black people jumping from an air plane.......Nighttime




what do you call 1000 spanish people jumping from an airplane........



....target practice.
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#38 SuHh

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 07:42 PM

Why do all black people have nightmares?

cuz the last nigga who had a dream got shot
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#39 Woozy

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 09:33 PM

what do you call 1000 black people jumping from an air plane.......Nighttime
what do you call 1000 spanish people jumping from an airplane........
....target practice.




1000 spanish people should be Air pollution? :)
but still a fun joke either way!
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Posted 02 June 2007 - 03:11 AM

how do you get 100 cubans in a shoe box?


tell them it floats!!


how do you get 10000 jews in a vw bettle?


in the ashtray


what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?


the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
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