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#1 -=Penguin=-

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 05:57 PM

Clickity Click
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#2 Jack

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 06:04 PM

good stuff :tup:
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#3 Florida_Funk

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 06:05 PM

wow so fake it makes my eyes hurt, but it still made me laugh.
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#4 medel

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 06:12 PM

That's pretty much how I remember the story. Also +1 for tubgirl as a source. :D
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#5 Halcomb

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 06:15 PM

rofl...

that was amazing.
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#6 Ezekiel

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 07:56 PM

Old.
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#7 Justin Sane

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 08:01 PM

"This is page 3" and there's nothing to it.
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#8 King_Dude

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 08:13 PM

I LoL'd.
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#9 Mike2077

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 08:49 PM

roflz
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#10 dar_tana

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 09:23 PM

The best part.... he got a 61 on it! What kind of teacher is that? Wow.... if he had swore 4 less times he coulda passed if that was real. Nice
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#11 Frag0holic

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 10:30 PM

"The greeks contributed many things to our culture, such as olives, gyros, Lenny Kravitz, anal sex and Oedipus"

Good find :tup:
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#12 TheCincinnatiKid

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Posted 20 September 2007 - 12:51 AM

any teacher i have ever had would have stopped reading and especially grading after the first paragraph.

If I were a teacher and read this I would probably ask the child to be moved out of my class for fear of his incompetence radiating to the surrounding students.
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#13 Billy Pumper

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Posted 20 September 2007 - 07:53 AM

that is hilarious. fake though. here i have another one give me a couple mins to find it

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#14 Mr. Sticks

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Posted 20 September 2007 - 11:02 AM

"Oedipus will be remembered though out time because he suffered from Lou Gehrig's disease, and thats why he couldn't play base ball in the first Olympic games. He will always be remembered for his journeys and his love for the New York Yankees."

"Lou Gehrig is smiling because he got daily rimjobs from the girls at Scores."

Priceless.
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#15 XxInColdBloodxX

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Posted 20 September 2007 - 06:54 PM

"The king had a bad case of limp dick"
LOL LOL

I like billys more though :evilgrin:
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#16 King_Dude

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Posted 20 September 2007 - 07:30 PM

that is hilarious. fake though. here i have another one give me a couple mins to find it

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Thats even better. "the only good China Man is a dead China Man."
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#17 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 20 September 2007 - 10:50 PM

good stuff
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#18 QuickShot838

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 01:56 PM

LOL work cited... yahoo, google, tubgirl... :weee:
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#19 SuHh

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 05:33 PM

haha way to go... congrats to the vietnamese boy that wrote that second essay :D

funny sh*t guys
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#20 The Punisher

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 10:09 PM

that was the funniest sh*t i have ever read in my life
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