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#1 poocrayon

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 03:10 AM

yup. chopping up ribs with a cleaver.
index finger, on my writing (left) hand.
just below the knuckle.
it was a clean cut, straight through the bone.

I immediately tied off the finger and my hand. my friend grabbed the finger, wrapped it in plasticwrap, and put it in a big cup with ice. we jumped in his ride and went to the ER
they rushed me right into surgery.
I had surgical reattachment- got some wire in my hand, a couple staples, and had my tendons/ligamenrts sewn together. just got home from the hospital an hour ago, cant relax at all cuz they gave me some sh*tty painkillers. luckily my friend is gwtting here in 5 min with an Oxycotin 30mg.

they said since the cleaver was so sharp it made a perfect slice, so it should heal really quickly. they say i should have partial use in a week and full use in a month.


until then im going on a painkiller binge lol.


CRAYON DOWN!!!
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#2 Florida_Funk

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 03:27 AM

pics or it didnt happen.




if it did............... damn.
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#3 EVIL Shenanigans

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 03:29 AM

pics or its a lie!

....not that you would lie about such a thing...pretty f*cked up, and glad they got it back together; have heard that perticular perfect cuts through bone are impossible to put back together. But srsly, pics are needed!

Side note: funniest related moment...at Busch Gardens, watchin a dude cut up BBQ at a side stand...his guiding hand had 3 fingers on it...

Edit: damn you and your leet posting ability funk

Edited by EVIL Shenanigans, 12 June 2008 - 03:30 AM.

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#4 DarkShadow

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 05:10 AM

rofl, supposed to close your fist when cutting, holding whatever down with you're knuckles, not a fucking open hand...
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#5 Novahawk

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 06:15 AM

Ouch! But on the bright side for everyone else: You can't strafe right now. lols
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#6 Armageddon

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 06:45 AM

Poo...wow....dumbass....pics....or else....
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#7 MainEvent

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 07:48 AM

PICS PICS PICS PICS!
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#8 Raccoon00

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 08:24 AM

Wow......Yeah pics Please
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#9 ashbash

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 09:03 AM

pics or it didnt happen.




if it did............... damn.



+1
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#10 Link2086

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 09:17 AM

Damn, straight though the bone?

Well, at least you did the smart thing and put it in ice and the like. Cutting it off to begin with wasn't the best move, but looks like it'll work out.

Good luck with that, hope it heals quickly.
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#11 Raccoon00

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 09:19 AM

How long did that take to type Poo?

Wondering, because thinking about it if i cut my finger off and get it back on, wouldnt it be hard to type?
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#12 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 09:21 AM

+1


+2 :>.<: pics
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#13 Florida_Funk

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 10:03 AM

you should of asked for a black finger, then you could go do a crime and leave the finger print of a black guy.
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#14 Raccoon00

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 10:19 AM

you should of asked for a black finger, then you could go do a crime and leave the finger print of a black guy.


I lol'd
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#15 korosys420

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 10:31 AM

damn poo wtf no pics yet lol

cleaver > crayon
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#16 Snookers

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 11:33 AM

haha holy sh*t dude
when can u get back on css?
but yea.... GET PICS lol :tup:
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#17 Sniprwulf

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 11:39 AM

damn son. musta been a nice knife you were using.

hope it all goes well so you're still able to do the shocker
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#18 Lone Rapist

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 12:15 PM

pics or it didnt happen.




if it did............... damn.


was just about to say that, lol.

but damn that sucks.
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#19 wondergod

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 02:14 PM

rofl, supposed to close your fist when cutting, holding whatever down with you're knuckles, not a f*cking open hand...



WRONG!!!

You're supposed to get a girl to do it.
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#20 �HADOW109

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 03:16 PM

LOL clumsy
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