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#1 Armageddon

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 08:03 PM

Wow.....this movie and the director are pathetic. All they did was steal the Hitman storyline and put some gay little twist on it. Agent 47 and Nickolas Cage's character are both hitmen, and they both get set up and have to kill a bunch of people. I thought there's some copyright law that prohibits this sh*t, but there's prolly a loophole. I think it's a waste of money, see for yourself.


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#2 Kill_JOy

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:06 PM

What a stupid f*cking title, for a movie!! They could have gone with: "Danger in Bangkok" or "Bangkok Assasin" or something along those lines. And... wtf is up with Nick Cage's hair? It looked f*ckin stupid when Tom Hanks did it for "The DaVinci Code" but, it looks even more f*cked up on Nick Cage (since his hairline starts at the back of his f*ckin neck).

Trite, derivative, contrived. Hollywood unleashes yet another turkey onto the world; out of season. :tdown:
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#3 Sniprwulf

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:28 PM

It's a nicolas cage film, wtf did you expect from the worst actor in hollywood. I bet you ghostrider is better than this film..

Edited by Sniprwulf, 01 September 2008 - 09:29 PM.

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#4 J.Pizzack

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 09:07 AM

lol....when i read the post, i kinda laughed cuz i think you are mad about how a sh*tty movie was ripped off by a sh*tty movie...
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#5 Ezekiel

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 10:28 AM

lol....when i read the post, i kinda laughed cuz i think you are mad about how a sh*tty movie was ripped off by a sh*tty movie...


Yes, and because we know that Hitman story was SOOOO original and mindblowing..... :whatever:

Congrats Arm, you've finally seen the real world. Took you long enough, most people know that at this point in society, most things have been done, so in essence everything is a rip off of something. I'd say get used to it or just find a nice tall ledge and a nice short stop right about now, because you'll be seeing this a lot more as time goes on.
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#6 LucidiousGibs

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 02:07 PM

Yeah, it sucks... but then again so did hitman.
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 04:31 PM

Yes, and because we know that Hitman story was SOOOO original and mindblowing..... :whatever:

Congrats Arm, you've finally seen the real world. Took you long enough, most people know that at this point in society, most things have been done, so in essence everything is a rip off of something. I'd say get used to it or just find a nice tall ledge and a nice short stop right about now, because you'll be seeing this a lot more as time goes on.


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#8 Armageddon

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 07:57 PM

lol....when i read the post, i kinda laughed cuz i think you are mad about how a sh*tty movie was ripped off by a sh*tty movie...


agreed hitman was sh*tty(4/10), but at least they somewhat tried to do something with it. this movie just plain blows, they didnt do sh*t with this one.

and i agree with sniprwulf, cage is the sh*ttiest actor. although i didnt mind him that much in windtalkers. mostly because he didnt "narrate" the film and he died :evilgrin:
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#9 IWantWhiteCastle

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 08:13 PM

I'm getting to the point where I can't even stand listening to nicholas cage speak anymore. His voice alone gets on my nerves. But what can you expect I guess from some asshole who changes his name to "nicholas cage" lol
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#10 Kill_JOy

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 10:11 PM

Nicholas Cages sucks a mean dick. He must. How else is he still making multi-million dollar deals for these sh*t movies? Wtf?

If you really want to torture someone... strap em' to a chair and force them to watch "Wicker Man".

Oh, don't forget to gag the bastard. You don't want your neighbors to hear the screams.
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