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#1 Jack

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 04:47 AM

I know you're a no talent piece of sh*t (cept for lock stock and snatch) so stop making your goddamn sequels. You are the white british Vin Diesel, you should only have supporting roles and never more than 10 lines per movie.
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#2 BlankO

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 10:58 AM

hah, crank 2...
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#3 MainEvent

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:47 AM

He's the main man.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:40 PM

His movies remind me of Ben Stiller's parody trailer in Tropic Thunder. Like with the transporter series, "He's doing it again... again." Just instead of the the "Scorcher" it's "Whatever" with him sitting in a car, or beating someone up without a shirt or running around in boxers and a hospital slip doing both.
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#5 DarkShadow

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:03 PM

That's America for ya, Milk it til it dies (and you wonder why America looks like a fucking industrial junkyard)
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 04:09 PM

The cheesyness in his movies make them funny.
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#7 Sniprwulf

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:17 PM

The dude's a terrible actor but he used to be sick at diving.

IMO only real good movie he was in was lockstock; and even at that he wasn't great. snatch wasn't as good.

(and you wonder why America looks like a f*cking industrial junkyard)

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#8 SoulWind

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 09:14 PM

Hey, I enjoyed the first Transporter, the 2nd was tolerable, but other then those....
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 09:39 PM

this has gotten out of hand...... :whatever:
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#10 WhiteRabbit

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:59 PM

the last even mediocre movie I saw him in was revolver.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:27 PM

someone told me revolver was awesome, so i went and downloaded it. meh. he should make commercials or something.
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#12 Novahawk

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:34 PM

Well he was in the pretty awesome Audi commercial, so yeah i guess commercials are his thing lol
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#13 Jack

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:13 PM

Well he was in the pretty awesome Audi commercial, so yeah i guess commercials are his thing lol

an audi with quattro will make anyone cool.
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#14 J.Pizzack

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:10 PM

THANK YOU! I've been saying this since Transporter came out.
The one role I didn't mind was in Italian Job...but it wasnt his movie so it explains alot.
Lock stock, and Snatch...thats it.

Thx for the post, Jack
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#15 wondergod

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:31 PM

wtf Jason Statham is hot.

Don't hate.
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#16 Aziz

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:47 PM

wtf Jason Statham is hot.

Don't hate.


Lol. Id tap that ass!
Btw i liked Revolver... had no f*ckin clue wtf was goin on for half the movie, but overall its good!

Have u guys seen RocknRolla? I enjoyed that flick!
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#17 Frag0holic

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 05:21 PM

It's not that he's a bad actor, he just does too many movies... beating a dead horse.
Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Transporter
Revolver
Crank
The Italian Job
The Bank Job

all pretty good movies
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 07:12 PM

Crank 2? Come the f*ck on. This is such a con, it should have been done by the onion. I mean I realize it's going to happen, but it's sad.

Crank was great, and wouldn't have been at all the same or worth it if he didn't die. Smells like a rewrite-snatch and grab for the money if I've ever smelled one. I disagree with you about how bad of an actor he is, more like he doesn't make the best decisions on roles. He also seems to like doing remakes and they don't always go over well.
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