21 replies to this topic

[Florida_Funk]

It's 6 am and im drinking my piss clean sh*t so I can go get my drug test done at 7:30. When for the love of god will they make something that dosen't taste like shi!@#@!#$!t Too tried too care and too sober to stop.

[Halcomb]

If they're not paying you for a full day to go take a piss at 7:30am on a Saturday, you need to piss on at least 3 rockets.

[Florida_Funk]

only day I could go, I went when they opened so I didn't piss myself in the waiting room

[WhiteRabbit]

Careful when dilluting your piss, the color is a dead giveaway. Next time take vitamin b to add color. Even that wouldn't fool a lab though.

[Shorty Hatter]

Just some food for thought. Give this a try.

Two gallons of cranberry juice and four to five gallons of water works better. Dilutes it with out leaving evidence of a piss clean formula. My friend used to do it that way and she always pissed clean.
Just thought i would leave that sugestion.

Edited by Shorty Hatter, 14 February 2009 - 02:18 PM.

[Capt.John]

Pickle juice works wonders...

[Florida_Funk]

Pickle juice works wonders...

do not drink that unless you like pissing out your ass.

and i'm 17-0-1 in drug tests and use the same sh*t everytime.

[DocSeuss]

pretty sure the best way is to not smoke if you know one is coming up...

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[korosys420]

i use total eclipse drink hasnt failed me yet

[Dzaztr77]

I've thankfully never had to take one yet. But then again that's the beauty of being a Golf Course "Technician". I get to smoke doobs all day long while riding gigantic lawnmowers :D

[Jack]

f*cking. stoners.

[Boostfed]

just use the piss cleaner.... it wont hurt the color... i get piss tested thru the umwa = united mine workers. they use medtech and it finds everything.... i hadnt ever been cought just using piss clean and pissing a few times b4 i went to test.

[WhiteRabbit]

just use the piss cleaner.... it wont hurt the color... i get piss tested thru the umwa = united mine workers. they use medtech and it finds everything.... i hadnt ever been cought just using piss clean and pissing a few times b4 i went to test.

Yeah that would work, although Florida's method seems to be working out quite well for him thus far.

[Sniprwulf]

do not drink that unless you like pissing out your ass.

and i'm 17-0-1 in drug tests and use the same sh*t everytime.

wuts the name of the sh*t you use

[Jack]

wuts the name of the sh*t you use

no sh*t, they could use florida as a testimonial

[tjhooker]

Best way to cleanse your piss? Drink it...

Silly Stoner...

[SoulWind]

think he passed?

[Florida_Funk]

18-0-1, my system never fails.

[Dodg3r]

I find that the product called " quick fix" is the best out there. Its actual synthetic urine, male or female, and comes with a temperature gauge and heating pad. Works wonders, you dont gotta drink any horrible sh*t, and its convienent. Good luck!

[Capt.John]

what do you use?