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#1 Florida_Funk

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 06:28 AM

It's 6 am and im drinking my piss clean sh*t so I can go get my drug test done at 7:30. When for the love of god will they make something that dosen't taste like shi!@#@!#$!t Too tried too care and too sober to stop.
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#2 Halcomb

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 07:30 AM

If they're not paying you for a full day to go take a piss at 7:30am on a Saturday, you need to piss on at least 3 rockets.
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#3 Florida_Funk

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 09:47 AM

only day I could go, I went when they opened so I didn't piss myself in the waiting room
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#4 WhiteRabbit

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 01:38 PM

Careful when dilluting your piss, the color is a dead giveaway. Next time take vitamin b to add color. Even that wouldn't fool a lab though.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:10 PM

Just some food for thought. Give this a try. :perk: :1: :tup:

Two gallons of cranberry juice and four to five gallons of water works better. Dilutes it with out leaving evidence of a piss clean formula. My friend used to do it that way and she always pissed clean. :grin: :evil: :tup:
Just thought i would leave that sugestion.

Edited by Shorty Hatter, 14 February 2009 - 02:18 PM.

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#6 Capt.John

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:53 PM

Pickle juice works wonders...
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#7 Florida_Funk

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:55 PM

Pickle juice works wonders...

do not drink that unless you like pissing out your ass.

and i'm 17-0-1 in drug tests and use the same sh*t everytime.
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#8 DocSeuss

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 06:23 PM

pretty sure the best way is to not smoke if you know one is coming up...

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#9 korosys420

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 06:36 PM

i use total eclipse drink hasnt failed me yet
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#10 Dzaztr77

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 07:29 PM

I've thankfully never had to take one yet. But then again that's the beauty of being a Golf Course "Technician". I get to smoke doobs all day long while riding gigantic lawnmowers :D
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#11 Jack

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 08:52 PM

f*cking. stoners.
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#12 Boostfed

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 10:10 PM

just use the piss cleaner.... it wont hurt the color... i get piss tested thru the umwa = united mine workers. they use medtech and it finds everything.... i hadnt ever been cought just using piss clean and pissing a few times b4 i went to test.
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#13 WhiteRabbit

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 03:01 AM

just use the piss cleaner.... it wont hurt the color... i get piss tested thru the umwa = united mine workers. they use medtech and it finds everything.... i hadnt ever been cought just using piss clean and pissing a few times b4 i went to test.


Yeah that would work, although Florida's method seems to be working out quite well for him thus far.
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#14 Sniprwulf

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 02:16 PM

do not drink that unless you like pissing out your ass.

and i'm 17-0-1 in drug tests and use the same sh*t everytime.

wuts the name of the sh*t you use
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#15 Jack

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 02:35 PM

wuts the name of the sh*t you use

no sh*t, they could use florida as a testimonial
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#16 tjhooker

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 04:46 PM

Best way to cleanse your piss? Drink it...

Silly Stoner...
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#17 SoulWind

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 06:26 PM

think he passed?
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#18 Florida_Funk

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 09:03 PM

18-0-1, my system never fails.
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#19 Dodg3r

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 07:59 AM

I find that the product called " quick fix" is the best out there. Its actual synthetic urine, male or female, and comes with a temperature gauge and heating pad. Works wonders, you dont gotta drink any horrible sh*t, and its convienent. Good luck!
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#20 Capt.John

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:45 PM

what do you use?
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