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[Duck Secks]

Special today - We have a dead baby joke.



Okay Okay here I go...What is purple, blue and flies around a room?



A dead baby with a punctured lung!! LOL


LOLOLOLOLOLOROFLROFLMAO.

[*CHILIDOG*]

hehe
What's red, bubbling and clawing at the window?















Baby in a Microwave

[MainEvent]

Cooooooool.

[Duck Secks]

hehe
What's red, bubbling and clawing at the window?



Baby in a Microwave

Lawl

[Black_Lotus]

kk, what is red, on your shoes, and staining the carpet...?




A pool of your blood after Killian shanks you in the face!


[My bad, could'nt resist.]

[Halcomb]

What's the worst part about having sex with Marilyn Monroe?

The maggots.



A Jew and a fag go to heaven.

St. Peter tells the Jew, "We're full, so you can go back, but only if you promise to stop being cheap."

Then he tells the fag the same, but "only if you promise to stop thinking about gay sex."

They go back, but then the Jew sees a penny on the floor, tries to pick it up, and they both die.



What's the world's most useless profession?

San Fransisco Abortion Doctor.

Edited by Halcomb, 29 May 2009 - 05:57 AM.

[Faber]

kk, what is red, on your shoes, and staining the carpet...?




A pool of your blood after Killian shanks you in the face!


[My bad, could'nt resist.]

Suck Killians dick a little more damn lol

[Black_Lotus]

Suck Killians dick a little more damn lol

Nah brother, if you read the other duck joke sections, Killian posted that he'd stab him in the face. Guess you missed that one lol.

Anywho, I'm not replying anymore since it is a joke section haha. Commence with the jokes!

[King_Dude]

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?

















A watermelon floats.

[Domination.]

So a reporter is told that Adolf Hitler is still alive and drinking in a bar. The reporter is astonded and decides to go interview Hitler. When the reporter walks in, sure enough Hitler is drinking and sitting at the bar. The reporter walks up to Hitler and asks "Excuse me, may I ask a few questions?" Hitler agreed and turned and looked at the reporter. The reporter first asked, "What will you do now that your not really dead and alive?" Hitler laughed and responded, "Well this time I'm going to kill 10,000 more jews than before and 1 duck. The reporter was confused and asked Hitler "Well why 1 duck?" Hitler responded by saying, "See! whats the big deal! no one cares about the jews! they only care about the damn duck!"


Think about it... =P

[Jack]

Nah brother, if you read the other duck joke sections, Killian posted that he'd stab him in the face. Guess you missed that one lol.

Anywho, I'm not replying anymore since it is a joke section haha. Commence with the jokes!

Faber never knows what the f*ck he's talking about

[Sniprwulf]

A niggger walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the f*cking place."

Edited by Sniprwulf, 30 May 2009 - 10:24 PM.

[Halcomb]

What did the Alabama sherriff call the !@#$%^& who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Why do more !@#$%^&s get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot.

Edited by Halcomb, 31 May 2009 - 04:48 AM.

[Halcomb]

Q: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?
A: They didn't know it was going to blow up.


Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't
get 7-UP.

Edited by Halcomb, 31 May 2009 - 04:54 AM.

[Halcomb]

How do you get a Nun pregnant?
Rape.

[Halcomb]

A man is sitting in his chair watching a football game, when he says to his wife, "Honey, grab me a beer!" His Wife says, "Nope, grab it yourself."

So he yells to her again, "Honey, grab me a beer!" Once again his wife says, "No, grab it yourself!"

He starts getting fed up with this, and says, "If you don't grab me a beer, you're not going to see me for a few days." His wife shrugs it off and says, "Who cares, grab it yourself!"

So one day goes by and she doesn't see him. The second day goes by and she still doesn't see him. Finally by time the third day came around, the swelling in her eyes went down enough so she could barely see him.

[EVIL Shenanigans]

...I think Halcomb has officially hijacked Sucks joke time...

...thankfully, with better jokes.