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#1 Novahawk

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 08:46 PM

Like the topic name suggests, post the worst movie that you have ever seen.

The worst movie I've seen, is definitely Starship Troopers 3. That wins worst movie ever for me by a large margin.

I could write up a giant wall of text on why its horrible, but I do not want to start remembering that movie, its that bad.

Runner up is probably Transformers 2.
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#2 EVIL Shenanigans

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 09:07 PM

Silent Running

...really wish i never saw it...really wish it was never made...
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#3 Ezekiel

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 10:14 PM

I couldn't honestly tell you. I black out those memories just like do with all the times I've been raped... :huh:
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#4 *CHILIDOG*

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 10:55 PM

I forget the regular bad ones, but me and a friend had a two year period where we watched movies that were awesomely bad to make fun of them. Among my favorites:

Troll 2 (my favorite)
Dracula vs Frankenstein
Rambo III
American Ninja

There are a lot more, but I can't think of them right now.
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#5 Halcomb

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 01:11 AM

Dragon Wars.
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#6 Florida_Funk

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 03:45 AM

Dragon Wars.


+1 almost threw my tv out the window.
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#7 Crosshairs

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 02:54 PM

Napoleon Dynamite. One of only two or three movies I've turned off half way through in my life. Can't remember the others...
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#8 DocSeuss

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 03:11 PM

Southland Tales, enough said.
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#9 Jack

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 06:34 PM

Southland Tales, enough said.

That movie was awesome, you're f*cked in the head sir.
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#10 Stubs

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:23 PM

Santa Clause vs. the Martians.

Yes, its real, yes its bad.
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#11 DocSeuss

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 08:41 PM

That movie was awesome, you're f*cked in the head sir.


Are you serious? I cant tell if you are being sarcastic. If you arent, I am very sorry for you. Maybe I just didnt understand it since I didnt see the full 4+ hour movie, only the cut down 3 hour piece of crap.
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#12 AssHattery

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Posted 03 December 2009 - 12:52 PM

wild hogs that movie was f*cking bad
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#13 Killian

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Posted 03 December 2009 - 12:58 PM

Transformers 2 hands down
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#14 Massacre

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Posted 03 December 2009 - 06:45 PM

Epic movie, and anything of that "genre", if you could even call it that. All those movies are such f*cking trash
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#15 DarkShadow

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Posted 03 December 2009 - 11:13 PM

I'd have to agree with Massacre, a lot of that genre is pretty bad.
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#16 Raccoon00

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 05:50 PM

hmm thats a hard question, because if i dont like the movie i dont remember it..lol
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#17 Jack

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 06:38 PM

I'd have to agree with Massacre, a lot of that genre is pretty bad.

Don't forget Jennifer's Body
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#18 Gaara

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 09:08 PM

Be kind rewind
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#19 Halcomb

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 11:41 AM

Actually sat through, "The Day the Earth Stood Still." Hands down worst scifi-esque piece of sh*t ever.
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#20 J.Pizzack

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 07:38 PM

Crank......and to think they actually had someone come up with a sequel? for f*cks sake
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