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[H3vyD]

Got a job, will have interwebs back in a couple of weeks. Brace yourselves for violent orgasms. Children sold seperately.

[MainEvent]

Batteries not included.

[DarkShadow]

yay!

[Ezekiel]

Strangely thought of this when I read this topic.

Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience
Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality
Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms
Affordable prices, money-back guarantee.

Free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations,
Free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking.

No cash?No problem!No kidding!No fuss, no muss,
No risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment,
No entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary,
No one will call on you, no payments or interest till September.

Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money,
Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately,
Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final,
Allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available,
Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply.

So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation
with our friendly, professional staff.Our experienced and
knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a
selection that's just right for you and just right for your budget.

And say, don't forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe
custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select
gourmet pocket pencil sharpener.Yours for the asking,
no purchase necessary.It's our way of saying thank you.

And if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complimentary
bonus gift at no cost to you: a classic deluxe custom designer
luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet combination
key ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine
imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim.
Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary.It's our way of
saying thank you.

Actually, it's our way of saying 'Bend over just a little farther
so we can stick this big advertising dick up your ass a little bit
deeper, a little bit deeper, a little bit DEEPER, you miserable
no-good dumbass fucking consumer!'

[Stubs]

wtf ezekiel.

[MainEvent]

Zeke, you just tripped.

[Ezekiel]

wtf ezekiel.

You Sadden my hopes for the future little bit more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvhsJyecpLc

Zeke, you just tripped.

Translation please?



Heavy, hurry the fuck up and get back.

[MainEvent]

You Sadden my hopes for the future little bit more.
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvhsJyecpLc"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=dvhsJyecpLc[/url]



Translation please?



Heavy, hurry the f*ck up and get back.

trip (verb): one who trips

[Kill_JOy]

I have to say... Great f*ckin' title. Hope to see you 'in game'.

[H3vyD]

An update, at the rents posting this but sometime tomorrow evening after work I should have the net back at my house. Had a few unexpected expenses in the last two months so it has taken longer to get out of the hole that I was in. Tomorrow is payday, I get off of work at seven pm, should be back on by eightish. It has been a rough drought without fresh internet porn. MY GAWD. Fapping to the same three movies and small assortment of pictures that I have has been brutal.

[Ezekiel]

Good to hear. I'd say get on vent ASAP, but you'll just be too laggy to hear with all the porn you'll be downloading.

[(NamEless)]

"trip (verb): one who trips"
-Main


f*cken main man hahha

[DarkShadow]

I look forward to this.

[Stoned Hatter]

about time you got back on heavy you been missed lol

[eRoC]

Fapping to the same three movies and small assortment of pictures that I have has been brutal.
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Smoke moar crack.


Lol

hope to see you in office soon.