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[WiSe]

Can we like make a petition? or like ask steam to make an achievement for the microwave score?



P.S. if you dont play on office server much you might not understand.

halcomb will.

zane might.

hoon.... who cares.

:D

[Halcomb]

Ct's win by landing it in a hostie save zone.





T's have it harder, having to land it on the projector table table.

There are several rules for Microwave Club:

1) No one talks about Microwave Club.
2) NO ONE TALKS about Microwave Club.
3) If you are shot or die while moving/protecting/securing the Microwave, you chose to.
4) Microwave runners have protectors. Deal with them or don't join the fun.
5) Only one person can run the Microwave at a time. The more people, the longer it takes; wait your f*cking turn.
6) Scouts and Deags are not appreciated.
7) The battle can go back and forth; remember the goal is to get it in either point.
8) If it is your first time running with the Microwave, admit it and accept control of the f*cking Microwave. You have to learn how to jump the b*tch over obstacles.

Obligatory 9th rule:

If T's score:
T's: Announce Score. Camp hosties and protect the Microwave. CT's returning the Microwave results in loss. The microwave still being on the table at round end still results in T score.

CT's: Kill/Save hosties, terrorists and make sure to have removed microwave from T spawn.

If CT's score:
CT's: Announce Score. Save/Kill hosties and protect microwave. T's moving the Microwave to either set of stairs or tunnel results in CT loss.

T's: Camp hosties and remove Microwave from Garage. Prevent CT win, but DO NOT KILL HOSTIES.

10th and final rule:

Rescuing of hostages results in wipe of game, unless you also rescue the Asian hostage because then CT's lose. He's super good at math and later goes on to develop wormhole technology that inadvertently creates a mini black hole that f*cking swallows Earth and most of Mars. I hope you're f*cking proud of yourself for saving him, dick.








And yes, that is a bear doing cocaine and Robocop riding a f*cking unicorn in the background of picture 2 and 3.

Edited by Halcomb, 15 July 2010 - 05:52 AM.

[Scroll_Lock88]

Nice to know I'm still not missing anything in the office server...........

[Halcomb]

How is Eve these days?

[MainEvent]

I approve this thread.

Rescuing of hostages results in wipe of game, unless you also rescue the Asian hostage because then CT's lose. He's super good at math and later goes on to develop wormhole technology that inadvertently creates a mini black hole that f*cking swallows Earth and most of Mars. I hope you're f*cking proud of yourself for saving him, dick.

I lol'd.

Edited by MainEvent, 15 July 2010 - 06:20 AM.

[Scroll_Lock88]

How is Eve these days?

Same old sh*t different day :P Much like CS, but the kids eventually ragequit when you kill them enough times and never return. So satisfying.

[MainEvent]

Same old sh*t different day :P Much like CS, but the kids eventually ragequit when you kill them enough times and never return. So satisfying.

How big is your spacecraft?

[Halcomb]

Same old sh*t different day :P Much like CS, but the kids eventually ragequit when you kill them enough times and never return. So satisfying.

[MainEvent]

This thread is now random pics!

[WiSe]

Halcomb summed up basically everything that goes on. except the part that he is absolutely terrible at handling the microwave and should really work on that.



and we still need to get steam to make an achievement.

[MainEvent]

Halcomb summed up basically everything that goes on. except the part that he is absolutely terrible at handling the microwave and should really work on that.

and we still need to get steam to make an achievement.

I still don't get it. Does the round still go on as it is happening? Can I still kill people?

[Black_Lotus]

All rescuers of the microwave become immortal for one round.

Lmfao, Halcomb and I were rescuing microwaves well before it
became "cool". Ah, good ol office.

P.S. - Stealing the tire from the bat cave is fun as hell too.

[AssHattery]

the bucket is 10x cooler than the microwave

[MainEvent]

the bucket is 10x cooler than the microwave

Blasphemy.

[Rooftops]

I <3 the microwave

[Rooftops]

and sh*t I need to get on here moer

[TheCloak]

im pretty sure at one point i would just spend rounds taking stuff from T spawn to CT spawn with Stubs.

[Killian]

Did this sh*t start with weed cookies and me?

[WiSe]

Did this sh*t start with weed cookies and me?

lol its been on the server for awhile now. but the microwave game is always open for people to enjoy.