Russian Cops Don't Need Guns
#1
Posted 27 July 2010 - 09:33 PM
#2
Posted 27 July 2010 - 11:35 PM
So, she calls them and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, the parents say it's okay, but the babysitter has one final request... she asked if she could cover up the Lenin statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it makes her nervous.
The phone line is silent for a moment, and the father who says, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call militia. We do not have an Lenin statue."
The militia found all three of the house occupants dead because KGB killed them for trying to cover Lenin's statue. And militia arrested parents for not having a Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow."
<3 the motherland
Edited by TheCloak, 27 July 2010 - 11:36 PM.
#3
Posted 09 October 2010 - 08:59 PM
"Mother and father got a little tired from building Communist ideals, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrives, children already sleep in beds. Babysitter just sits around and make sure everything good with children. Later that night, babysitter gets bored and goes to read Marx, but she can't read it downstairs because there's no electricity (the parents didn't want children reading Marx all night long).
So, she calls them and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, the parents say it's okay, but the babysitter has one final request... she asked if she could cover up the Lenin statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it makes her nervous.
The phone line is silent for a moment, and the father who says, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call militia. We do not have an Lenin statue."
The militia found all three of the house occupants dead because KGB killed them for trying to cover Lenin's statue. And militia arrested parents for not having a Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow."
<3 the motherland
You got this off of the clown statue story.
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Posted 10 October 2010 - 07:04 AM
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Posted 15 October 2010 - 03:14 PM
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