I was surprised that it was actually a legit action flick. I think they discovered the secret to new age action movies with this. If you pile in enough terrible actors to where they each only have about four lines in the entire movie, even they can't fuck it up horribly.
The recap goes like:
trains-fast cars-jordana brewseter is the hottest girl with a fivehead-shit gets stolen-shit blows up-the rock got jacked for the movie-shit gets shot-between touristas and this movie I would not recommend Rio as a good vacation spot-you can't pull that much weight with a dodge charger-everyone gets a girl except for vin because he's a homo-everyone retires with a lot of money.
Fast Five
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Jack
, May 07 2011 04:35 AM
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Dick Weedle
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:46 PM
True Dat! LOL!everyone gets a girl except for vin because he's a homo
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:46 PM
I was going to see it, but the amount of bros that were there opening night made me want to shoot myself, I'll watch it on netflix or something.
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Dick Weedle
Posted 07 May 2011 - 07:10 PM
Yeah I felt the same way. I think I want to go to the Drive in to see it.I was going to see it, but the amount of bros that were there opening night made me want to shoot myself, I'll watch it on netflix or something.
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Posted 14 May 2011 - 07:12 PM
I just saw Fast Five and Priest today ;) Fast Five is totally worth it ;) All the regs are back and stuff, even that Han guy from Tokyo Drift. Annnddd!! Surprise after credits! Is a must see. I would say it... but it's just gonna ruin it ;) So GO WATCH IT!!!
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 11:02 AM
nice summary jackie. Definitely a torrent worth downloading.
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The Uncola
Posted 25 May 2011 - 04:32 AM
That movie sucked more dick than BrazzersTHOR IS HEREE
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 11:42 AM
It wasn't that bad, only thing I disliked was their love of butchering norse mythology, like come on do your homework writers.That movie sucked more dick than Brazzers
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 11:58 AM
It wasn't that bad, only thing I disliked was their love of butchering norse mythology, like come on do your homework writers.
Isnt mythology made up anyways? So you didn't like that they reinvented something that was already made up by other people?
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 02:57 PM
Well you can say that for any religion, it just shows an once of respect if you're going to make a story off of it to get it correct. It's not a personal belief if it's all bullshit or not.Isnt mythology made up anyways? So you didn't like that they reinvented something that was already made up by other people?
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 03:24 PM
Well you can say that for any religion, it just shows an once of respect if you're going to make a story off of it to get it correct. It's not a personal belief if it's all bullshit or not.
Tru Dat..
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Posted 26 May 2011 - 02:11 AM
Thor was horrible... D: The whole modern part with the girl and stuff... LAME.
Edit part - Fine maybe not that horrible, but some parts were ehhhs.
And how did this go from Fast Five - Thor... STUPID FRESH.
Edit part - Fine maybe not that horrible, but some parts were ehhhs.
And how did this go from Fast Five - Thor... STUPID FRESH.
Edited by --B u b b z S2, 26 May 2011 - 02:12 AM.
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Posted 28 May 2011 - 06:45 PM
Thor was horrible... D: The whole modern part with the girl and stuff... LAME.
Edit part - Fine maybe not that horrible, but some parts were ehhhs.
And how did this go from Fast Five - Thor... STUPID FRESH.
LOL . bubbz hating
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