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#1 Riel

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:19 AM

Canadian Immigration Test

How to pass an immigration test in Canada...

Mujibar was trying to get into Canada legally through Immigration.
The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there
is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot
enter Canada."


Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,
green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you,
And works at a Telus help desk.

(It's a great joke cause i know a guy exactly like that one in Telus Mobility, London, Ontario)
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#2 angrybrit

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 06:10 AM

:mellow:

You should see how much he speak french? Other than M�nage � trois. :whatever: :mellow:
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