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[reddsoxy]

So I work at a local grocery store... and I get the dumbest questions ever... like where are your BR... and the sign is friggen 10 feet wide... but anyways. I was working in the cereal isle and a man comes up to me and asks "can you please tell me where the cereal is?" I just wanted to stand up and smack him and tell him "b*tch open your eyes and look right infront of you" but I like my job... so I was polite...

So, does anyone else have any good stupid things that co-workers/customers have done?

[Aziz]

i work in a construction company. Its only 2 of us in the company. One day i came to work completely trashed... i was prolly drinking tequila all night, and at some point the other dude started to piss me off and i hit him with a piece of wood on the head and started cracking up. he got pretty mad.

[NC Derek]

thats pretty crazy aziz. if i did that i would assume id get fired. i work at a grocery store also. lots of sh*t happens there. the customers are such morrons. always asking the same damn sh*t. where things are. they cant read the signs. ive even been approached as 'excuse me do you work here?' i have the shirt and name tag...no? stuff happens nothing cool like being robbed or a fight. but i get a lot of drunk people passing out at the self check out. but the best thing thats happened is ive watched a couple break up. this guy was cussing at the self checkout line because the scale always goes off and his girl friend was telling him to stop. and finally they both blew it. she pushed him and said 'if youre going to be like this, i dont want to see you ever again!' he replied as 'fine you damn b*tch!' it was great. she ran out crying and he looked around with everyone watching him. what a jackass.

another good time was some bum was using a curtosy phone at the desk. i was there and he was cussing some guy out. saying things like 'who the f*ck turned me in? and who the f*ck told on me?' then he started saying 'i will come to your f*cking house and slit your throat!' he was yelling this so the manager came out since everyone was just watching this freak yell like that. he told him to be quiet over and over. finally he hit the counter and continued saying f*ck you! my manager called the cops. when the cops got there they started to walk towards him and he ran out the store. the cops chased him across the parking lot and he ran across the street to an apartment complex. cops came back and lost him.