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[reddsoxy]

So it is friday night after a hockey game, and we were like wtf, we are bored... lets go to the quicky mart and buy ourselves some waterballoons. So, once 50 shells have been filled we set up and ambush point on a path and sat there for 3 hours and just soaked drunk people stumbling back from the frats... ahh, good times.

[fisty]

We once stuck a dead fish up the fireplace of the Sigma Nu house. And it smelled for a whose semester and took as long for them to find it.

[Irisheyez]

Hmm...We usually just go get smashed and get in fights with poor people.

Although at the start of this semester we put 5 dozen eggs on some dudes brand new car. It looked wonderful .

[NC Derek]

i got some funny stories. we took the screen out of our window, were always throwing sh*t out at people walking by. and im always yelling stuff out when im drunk. i hit on girls, spit on the skaters, and get racist on everyone else. its f*cking hilarious. also i had this girl over the other night. she went to the bathroom. i got my roommate to go in my bed and wrap up in the sheets. i went in his bed. she started spooning with him. he said heeeeey. she jumped out it was so funny. i spray painted sh*t on the walls the other night. theres this gang at our school called virgil. i wrote f*ck virgil everywhere and painted naked ladies and sh*t. i have a feeling im going to get shot. im an ass thought, people rent sh*t at the gym, and you have to return it or they charge you. i just walk by and take everyones stuff so they have to pay up. i got all this sports equipment now in my room. college is so fun.

[mattr1]

derek hahahaha wow man we definitely need to hang out sometime lol