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#1 darth d1zzy

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Posted 28 October 2005 - 10:18 PM

One day, these 2 polish farmers purchased a bull.

A few weeks later, they notice its eyes were crossed, they thought somthing was wrong with it and took it to the vet.

The vetrenarian said, "thats easy to fix, watch"

He stuck a tube up the bulls butt and blew really hard into it, and the bulls eyes were straight again.

The vet said, "if this ever happens again, just do what i do."

So a few weeks later, the bulls eyes were crossed again, the one farmer said, "Ok you blow into the tube ill check to see if his eyes are uncrossed."

So he blows into the tube, nothing.

The other guy saiys to keep blowing harder.

He keeps blowing, nothing happens.

So the other farmer comes back around and says, "let me try it."

He takes the tube out of the bulls ass and turns it around and sticks it back in and blows.

The second farmer says, "what are you doing?!"

The first farmer replies, "I dont wanna get your germs."

:dork: :dork: :dork:

Edited by darth d1zzy, 28 October 2005 - 10:28 PM.

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#2 Sgt. Bojo

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Posted 28 October 2005 - 10:27 PM

hahahahhha good one man!
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#3 iMSeRiOuS

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 10:13 AM

roflmao that f*cking kept me cracking for a while
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#4 ShLoNkY

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 06:42 PM

I dont get it....
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#5 mattr1

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 07:39 PM

haha, thats pretty good. shlonky, the dude turned it around so he wouldnt get his germs but the tube he starts to blow in was already in the bulls ass.. what an idiot
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#6 Atmosphere

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Posted 29 October 2005 - 10:53 PM

Even the simplest things....seem to evade people lol :grin:


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#7 ShLoNkY

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Posted 30 October 2005 - 05:50 PM

I was KIDDING. Its funny that you explained it to me though....hehe. :20:
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#8 mattr1

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Posted 30 October 2005 - 07:26 PM

I was KIDDING. Its funny that you explained it to me though....hehe. :20:



and i called you an idiot.. ohhh ohhh the irony
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