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[Ezekiel]

Post any funny but true facts that you may have come across here. I have an odd facination with learning stuff like this so I have a lot, but I'll only post a few for now.

Dr. Kellog, acording to witnesses, was actually trying to come up with a treatment for chronic masterbation when he invented Kornflakes. Puts a whole new meaning behind "frost flakes" huh.

A Danish man first invented the burgler alarm, but it was stolen.

22% of the time a pizza will arrive before an ambulence in Great Britain.

The world's best known word is "ok", followed by the word "Coca Cola."

In 1995 a Japanese troller was sunk when a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000ft.

That's it for now. I wanna here if you guys have any.

[Novahawk]

A burglar was breaking into a house by climbing through the chimney.. he got stuck there and the house owner got fined because a person could not fit through his chimney and the man could have gotten hurt in there.. ALL TRUE

[Billy Pumper]

my penis is bigger than yours

[Frag0holic]

'Bush' is just another word for pussy.

[darth d1zzy]

you can lit ur farts on fire
i didnt believe tried it and burned my pants :0

[Billy Pumper]

'Bush' is just another word for pussy.

before it even starts....NO, don't take this any farther lol

[iMSeRiOuS]

before it even starts....NO, don't take this any farther lol

yes billlly i defently agree with you

[Ezekiel]

you can lit ur farts on fire
i didnt believe tried it and burned my pants :0

Not everyone can do that. Only people that produce methane. And only about 40% of people produce methane in their gas.

*GI Joe guy appears.*

Remember knowledge is power!

[Lost]

In Texas its illegal to fire a gun when a woman is having an orgasm...

[Yatzee_Squirrel]

In Texas its illegal to fire a gun when a woman is having an orgasm...

now that is a useful law if i have ever heard one

[Ezekiel]

what was the one fact about the Sperm whale?
Everytime a sperm whale has sex it ejects like 400 Galons of sperm...only 100 galons of it get into its mate...
Mmmm salty ocean water...remember that next time you go to the ocean.

LOL

It was repealed in the 80's, or is still there I forgot. But in IL it is illegal to speak English....

The official recognized language is American.

[peetweefish11]

Under a survey of who people thought were going to heaven, something like 75% had said that Mother Teresa would go to heaven while 85% said that they themselves would make it to heaven. Bill Clinton got around 60% I think.

[Inertia]

Hers one for you. The word s.h.i.t. is actually an acronym it was stamped on crates of fertilizer that were being shipped. It stands for Ship High In Transit. There were cases of ships exploding when methane from the fertilizer built up below decks and when the watchman went to check on the cargo his lamp would cause the explosion.

[Cleric]

Hers one for you. The word s.h.i.t. is actually an acronym it was stamped on crates of fertilizer that were being shipped. It stands for Ship High In Transit. There were cases of ships exploding when methane from the fertilizer built up below decks and when the watchman went to check on the cargo his lamp would cause the explosion.

Same for f*ck

Fornicate under consent of King. If you didnt know it, kings were pimps back in the day and had teh word f*ck branded on wh*res so he could tax the profession. No joke its true.

[Inertia]

if you eat asparagus your pee smells funny

[iMSeRiOuS]

"If a chick snaps your dick it just ain't to thick."
True Fact
Tru dat

[J.Pizzack]

Scientific research has been found to be a leading cause of cancer in rats! lol

In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dust rag.

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits...

The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Billy Pumper of BoSS Gaming Community has AIDS

[monster]

Billy Pumper of BoSS Gaming Community has AIDS

Well... one out of six ain't bad, Pizzak.

[ghozy]

In 1995 a Japanese troller was sunk when a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000ft.

I still remember that one! it was hilarious. as far as i remember russian airforce officers tried to steal some cows with the plane. but when cows are started to move around in panic, plane's balance is disturbed. so as a last resort officers opened tha cargo drop door at the back of the plane and pushed them down. one of them ended up on the japanise fishing ship. ahahahah. I never heard it on the tv though, just news papers. so it might be fake, who knows.

Edited by ghozy, 10 March 2006 - 03:12 AM.

[NC Derek]

you guys ever read the 'bathroom reader'? its fulled with thousands of interesting facts and stories. and theres always an interesting fact on every page near the page number....