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#1 capn

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Posted 11 January 2005 - 11:06 PM

I thought we should have a quotes page. Basically anything goes. Something you heard in game, in life, on a chat thing, doenst matter. Ill start it off with the best one of today imo.

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#2 ThugLife

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Posted 11 January 2005 - 11:16 PM

Ezekiel 25:17 said by samuel jackson in pulp fiction.. :grin:
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#3 Kass

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Posted 11 January 2005 - 11:38 PM

Quoth the Raven "Never more"
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#4 ctcarson

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Posted 11 January 2005 - 11:47 PM

I'll have a Liter of Cola....Rod Farva
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#5 Donkey Balls

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 12:00 AM

Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.
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#6 Kass

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 12:10 AM

I'll believe that when my sh*te turns purple and tastes like rainbow sherbert
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#7 capn

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 01:48 AM

We have failed to uphold Brannigans Law, but I have made it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt about when first he looked up at the stars? ....... Kiff im asking you a question!

Edited by capn, 12 January 2005 - 01:49 AM.

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#8 ctcarson

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 03:28 AM

Was it one of those dreams where you are standing in sun bathed robes on a myan temple with a 1000 naked ladies screaming and throwing little pickels at you..
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#9 Dr. Lobos

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 02:45 PM

Private Pile you best square yourself away and start sh*tting me tiffany cufflinks, of I will deffinately f*ck you up. <-- Good movie :grin:
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#10 whoopythepornobear

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Posted 19 January 2005 - 10:57 AM

"Where are you goin?" "To the bathroom. Wanna help? The doctor says I shouldn't lift anything heavy."
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#11 ThugLife

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Posted 20 January 2005 - 07:29 PM

then they cap that fvcker.. lol :muaha:
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#12 ctcarson

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 02:36 AM

We have failed to uphold Brannigans Law, but  I have made it with a hot alien babe.  And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt about when first he looked up at the stars? ....... Kiff im asking you a question!

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Great one capn...that episode was on the toon network the other night
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#13 capn

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 07:35 PM

Thats the best episode ever. Zapp is such a cocky bastard..... Ahh tis a great man!

oh and i got another gooder....guess the movie

" A man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one cock, the man aint known as a bridge builder, hes known as a cock sucker"
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#14 ctcarson

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 03:45 AM

Dammit, capn youve stumped me. I cannot for the life of me remember the movie. Its a classic line too
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#15 ctcarson

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 03:50 AM

"dus thou have a mug of ale for me and me matey. For thou has been pitched in battle for a fort-night and has developed a mighty thirst for a drink that thou must have for thus"
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#16 capn

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 02:16 AM

The movie where i remember it from is Play it to the Bone.

Not sure if its been in any movie other then that but thats where i recalled it from.
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#17 Kass

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Posted 28 January 2005 - 07:02 PM

what movie is that off of farva??


"I had sex....with a girl" =P

I love road trip
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#18 ThugLife

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Posted 28 January 2005 - 07:06 PM

oh...

damn, i thought Capn said that.. :dork:

lol.. j/k :weee:

Edited by ThugLife, 28 January 2005 - 07:08 PM.

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#19 ctcarson

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Posted 29 January 2005 - 02:09 AM

It was off of "Cable Guy"
One of the highly under rated films of our time
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#20 capn

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Posted 29 January 2005 - 03:23 AM

Oh Thug you were close....in fact what I said is

" I HAVE sex with a girl" notice the difference between had and have... :20:

And if im lucky ill get some more....from....uhh someone...Kass knows her
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