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#1 Capt.John

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 06:51 PM

say "lol" or "omg" out loud.
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#2 Frag0holic

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 07:05 PM

...you reach for your mouse to open your front door.
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#3 Sgt. Bojo

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 07:16 PM

You don't know an answer so you give an error message
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#4 Haven

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 07:41 PM

you call "Wally" Wally in real life (his name isn't really Wally)
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#5 At The Gates

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 08:21 PM

you take off your glasses trying to figure out how to bump up the resolution
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#6 Tyler Durden

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:35 PM

...you think to yourself "dammit, google is much better at finding the remote"
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#7 ShLoNkY

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:45 PM

Someone gives you directions and you say; "Just gimme the address I'll mapquest it."
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#8 ace of spades

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:46 PM

......... Your retinals start to burn and you cant find your way to the fridge to get another beer.
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#9 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:49 PM

when you tell ur wife roflcopter and she says....................."you have a serious problem" :1:
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#10 Billy Pumper

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 11:19 PM

when you ignore phone calls from beautiful large breasted college girls so you can play just a little bit more counter strike.
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#11 Ezekiel

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Posted 18 June 2006 - 11:33 PM

When you hear someone at the door, and say to yourself "I'll answer that, as soon as this round is over." Then continue to play CS:S and, then suddenly realize you didn't answer the door, and rush to see who was there. Only to see no one there, and see that almost an hour went by.


Or was that when you blazed? I forget.
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#12 iMSeRiOuS

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 12:56 AM

you say lol in real life
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#13 Aziz

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 01:29 AM

Chainsmoke and act retarded on Vent. You remember those times, Billy! :9:
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#14 Tyler Durden

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 02:04 AM

...you use torrents so much that it gets to your head. The fact, oh, I can get these movies, games, and programs for free, sweet! Then you think, damn, i need some more gas, well good thing I use torrents...sh*t! (Actually happened before)
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#15 Billy Pumper

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 03:13 AM

see something completely f*cked up and you could care less about the person it happened to, all you want to do is find a camera and upload it so everyone in the world can laugh
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#16 poopsmcgee

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 06:55 AM

Derek keeps popping out of nowhere saying "hey! have you seen this really expensive computer?" and "check out how many condoms I bought!"
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#17 Tyler Durden

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 08:49 AM

You don't realize this probably shouldve been in the board trends section and pot shouldve been here. :wtf:
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#18 Lost

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 09:24 AM

The thought of a midget ninja having sex with a fat woman dressed in a tweed jacket and bunny rabbit ears with rubber boots on doesn't really phase you.. cause you've "seen it".

Edited by Lost, 19 June 2006 - 09:25 AM.

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#19 Frag0holic

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 10:08 AM

...you use your 'push to talk' vent hotkey when on the phone. (been there)
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#20 Tyler Durden

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Posted 19 June 2006 - 12:29 PM

The thought of a midget ninja having sex with a fat woman dressed in a tweed jacket and bunny rabbit ears with rubber boots on doesn't really phase you.. cause you've "seen it".

Acually, I have...don't ask.

And frag, I've done that too. I have done that in vent also. I put the headset around my neck and when I want to say something on the phone I push shift. Then I go back in and people are like "wtf was that?"

Forgot to post one

...you use AIM speak when typing an essay. Things such as btw, wht, teh, and liek. Thank god for spell check.
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