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[Xiertic]

Next Sunday, my wife's mother will arrive at the airport. I have only seen this woman ONCE, and it was like 3 years ago. And she'll be staying here, Sunday through the next Sunday. Even worse, Come Tuesday or Wednesday her husband (wife's step dad) will be showing up and staying with us the remainder of the time as well. This one I've never met, period. Can you say f*cked?

A whole week of going out to eat, doing social things, yadda yadda. Let's do this, do that. OMFG I'll like never get to play the computer, I'm gonna end up trying to knife her mother, I just know it. I'm not a social person, I don't want this sh*t, but I'm stuck with it anyway, and just ahhhh!!!!

So, uhhh, didn't one of you say you'd like to have me over for the week?

[monsterWorkAccount]

You've only met your wife's mother once?

You can crash at my place, bring beer.

[XxInColdBloodxX]

ouch

[Yatzee_Squirrel]

that sucks hard balls man

i feel for you

[Billy Pumper]

sorry but that made me laugh

[RogueAlly]

Hmmmm you can come stay with me at college...

as m0nster said... bring beer.

[pusadolfo]

man that sucks but what the hell, there's nothing u can do, can u?

[ShLoNkY]

You can stay in my house if you wish. I live in NY. Bring beer

[poopsmcgee]

Dood I feel your pain


my wife and I just had our first child and my mother in law is all over us

my strategy is to use the flask. Just fill er up with Jack D and take a swig whenever no one is lookin. Time flies and no one needs to know that you are off your face drunk.

[Blackwasp]

i tried to warn your a$$.....dont wanna hear it

SUFFER DAMN YOU SUFFER




maybe one day you will listen to me lmao

or not

[panzey]

hey man you can come to hohio..we got lots of things to do here..like..um....look at corn� but i got school so my compy will be open :D

[*CHILIDOG*]

So, uhhh, didn't one of you say you'd like to have me over for the week?

Provided you're not a Vols fan you can fly/drive down to Gainesville for a week

[Xiertic]

sorry but that made me laugh

I knew there was a reason that I disliked you.

my strategy is to use the flask. Just fill er up with Jack D and take a swig whenever no one is lookin. Time flies and no one needs to know that you are off your face drunk.

I dunno man, I think that after awhile it was start to become pretty apparent that I wasn't exactly acting myself. Still though I like the suggestion.

I'm the biggest homo you've ever met in your life.

We know man, we know. It's okay.

Provided you're not a Vols fan you can fly/drive down to Gainesville for a week

I'm a huge Vols fan, and Old Smokey probably gives it to you in the butt, doesn't he?

And you know, before I read these replies, I never knew that how many friends you have is directly proportional to the amount of beer you're able to bring...

Edited by Xiertic, 26 August 2006 - 02:40 PM.

[*CHILIDOG*]

f*ckin vols... At least they aren't even a threat anymore where college football is concerned... Do you guys HAVE to sing rockytop every f*ckin play?

[RogueAlly]

Well if you usually spend most of your time killing us... you might as well spend the rest of it getting us drunk.

[Xiertic]

Well if you usually spend most of your time killing us... you might as well spend the rest of it getting us drunk.

.... Okay good point. None for you though, 'cause your skills are noob.

f*ckin vols... At least they aren't even a threat anymore where college football is concerned... Do you guys HAVE to sing rockytop every f*ckin play?

If we could ever get a coach that knows what the f*ck he's doing, it might help. This whole two quaterback thing he has going on is complete and utter stupidity. And yes, we have to. :P