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[monster]

So, I was at work... had to take a huge sh*t.


I'm sitting on the throne, look around... about 1 wipe's worth of paper on the roll.


I'm sitting there thinking.... Oh f*ck... Gonna have to go Morrocon style... Left Hand if you know what I mean.


I look over... see a roll of bounty... you know, the huge paper towels.


I'm thinking...thank f*cking god I don't have to walk around work with a sh*tty ass all day.


I wipe, dispose, and flush.


2 of my 3 pieces of sh*t and all of the towels flush. But 1 floater emerges, and the water starts to rise......


So I frantically look around for a plunger.... grabbed it and started heaving at that toilet... (I just started at the job 3 days ago, so flooding the place with toilet water wasn't cool).

After about 6 plunges and a *mostly* soaked floor, the water decided to recede. I tried to put my "floater" inside my plunge, so that I could walk away without flushing and pretend it didn't happen.

During my plunge-fest, I had at least 3 guys try to come in (1 mens room, about 15 male workers).

I was scared to flush once more, so I left the sh*tty water and my floater there... apparently the place didn't flood again, so the next guy must have been lucky lol.


Sorry for grossing you out lol.

[Chris82]

Toilets suck.

[Sgt. Bojo]

Seriously I've heard so many horror stories here and at another forum about using toilets at work. I advise all of you to not poo until you get home!

How's the booze shop working for you? My mom also works for one.

[Billy Pumper]

lol f*cking canadians

[monster]

Seriously I've heard so many horror stories here and at another forum about using toilets at work. I advise all of you to not poo until you get home!

How's the booze shop working for you? My mom also works for one.

Well, If you got beer sh*ts at 7AM, you're definitely gonna be sitting on the throne by 12.


I work at Royal Liquor Merchants, not that it matters, your mom most likely works for the Communist government assholes in the left leaning saskatchewan government union liquor board stores. I hope all those unionized tree huggers die, but no offence to you or your mother. GO CAPITALISM lol.

[Sgt. Bojo]

Hhaha! Trees FTW!

Edited by Sgt. Bojo, 24 December 2006 - 03:43 AM.

[kidcapri]

Yeah i had to sh*t three times at work today. Damn el monteray burittos (spelling.)

[pusadolfo]

lol sh*t happens!!

[Splunk]

You and shlonkey should get together and smash a toilet or somthing

[�HADOW109]

You and shlonkey should get together and smash a toilet or somthing

If they did it would be super nasty and descriptive .

[QuickShot838]

damn im reading this while eating my breakfast.

[Lost Hatter]

Monster.........ive had a similar experience. About 10 years ago my brother and I where at my fathers place of business (he was a network administrator for Bayer the pharmaceutical company) when a sh*t hit.. So naturally I go the bathroom unzip then let her rip. During the flushing procedure i notice that the water level was rising and not descending. I proceded to plung and plung as my bro ran for help...all attempts failed. So as a last resort i ran outside grabed the first stick i could find shoved the stick into the toilet (later named SHAFT) and probed the turd repeatedly. Finally the turd descend to the bottem of the ocean and all was well...The turd was later named BOBO.

so always keep a good thick stick on hand when you go to take a sh*t..




And that is the story of BOBO

Edited by Lost Hatter, 24 December 2006 - 02:21 PM.

[Raccoon00]

lol sh*t happens!!

Edited by Agent_Raccoon00, 24 December 2006 - 12:32 PM.

[Novahawk]

Don't know if i should lol or

but lol anyways...

[poopsmcgee]

lol f*cking canadians

Yeah, we should be leavin our markings out in the woods like you folk

[IWantWhiteCastle]

Yeah, we should be leavin our markings out in the woods like you folk

lmao

And I sh*tted up my bathroom at work damn fine today I might add.