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[Aethryl]

Two women waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first woman asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first. "Yeah, it was. How did you die?" asks the second woman. "I had a heart attack," says the first woman. "You see, I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I went home early and found him sitting on the couch watching tv. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. So I ran up to the second floor and then the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second woman shakes her head. "That's ironic," she says. "What do you mean?" replies the first. "If you had only stopped to look in the fridge, we'd both still be alive."

[XxInColdBloodxX]

LOL

[dar_tana]

Nice...

[Raccoon00]

w00t LOL

[Mr. Sticks]

Heh.

[Frag0holic]

good one

[Sniprwulf]

the title & subtitle say it all

[The Drizzle]

I keep my chicks in the fridge too, GG that guy

[TheHobo]

.... wow lmao made me chuckle a bit

[Splunk]

[Justin Sane]

I've heard so many variations of that joke. It's a good 'un.

[Aziz]

Haha, that brightened up my morning a lil bit.

[Tyler Durden]

I keep my chicks in the fridge too, GG that guy

I keep mine chopped up in the freezer.

[pusadolfo]

lol nice one

[Justin Sane]

I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.