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#1 Massacre

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 04:04 PM

Ok, it's simply not the same without the "Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer" topic. Let's let this one go on to 2000 posts!

A simple overview of the rules to this topic:
It's basically I start by making a question. You respond to that question with some sort of statement and then you make a question of your own.
Example:
Original question: Why does **** do ****?

Next poster's response: Because **** f*cked a ****!!

Then that poster adds a new question in the same post: Who did **** ****?
(or something along those lines - just go read the old ask a dumb question topic for better examples)

Also, Only post in this topic if you have a response and question to add - that means don't reply with: L0l r0fl RoFl Lma0 on my face!
There will be no use of others names, such as Gaara, Mad, ect. It might spark a flame war and we all know we have enough of those here. If anybody is named after 2-27-07, then the topic will most likely be closed.


So that means I'll start with a question!

Why must wizards wear pointy hats?

Edited by DarkShadow, 18 March 2007 - 06:24 PM.

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#2 Billy Pumper

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 04:10 PM

so you can sit on them and satisfy your gay tendencies

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#3 Chris82

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 04:41 PM

Because her plan is for me to starve.

Why do people call people gay even when they don't literally mean gay?

Edited by Chris82, 19 February 2007 - 04:42 PM.

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#4 dar_tana

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 05:23 PM

because people are stupid.

Why are Norwegians so tall?
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#5 Frag0holic

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 05:36 PM

Because they never invented the ladder!

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#6 �HADOW109

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 05:40 PM

Because noobs use them

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#7 Massacre

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 05:44 PM

Because N I G G E R S was too easy to say, they wanted it to be pronounced as exclamationpiontatsignnumbersigndollarpercentuparrowandsigns

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#8 *CHILIDOG*

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 06:36 PM

Because you reference the things you see to the things you are used to.

Why is lemon lime Gatorade the bestest Gatorade?
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#9 Ezekiel

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 07:00 PM

Because it was there first.

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#10 Chris82

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 07:08 PM

Because Jesus saw what you did in the school bathroom last monday.

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#11 Tyler Durden

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 07:26 PM

Lack of sleep can do that to someone.

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#12 XxInColdBloodxX

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 07:31 PM

because nobody else will f*ck kangaroos

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#13 Chris82

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 07:32 PM

Like !@#$%^&titties deepfried in baby batter.

When will the world end?

Edited by Chris82, 19 February 2007 - 07:32 PM.

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#14 RogueAlly

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 07:38 PM

The world ended long ago... the matrix has you

o rly?
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#15 Chris82

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 07:43 PM

YA RLY!

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#16 QuickShot838

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:08 PM

Ur mother...

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#17 Massacre

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:09 PM

7

What is bologna made of?
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#18 At The Gates

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:15 PM

what was left of anna nicole when she started dieting.

why are vaginas called pussy?
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#19 Tyler Durden

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:15 PM

7

What is bologna made of?


Children.

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#20 Justin Sane

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:33 PM

Communists.

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