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[monkey with a gun!!]

Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.



"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm

a professional. In over twenty years I've never

laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, & proceeded to drop his

trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whooha' the doctor

had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than

the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,

then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was

able to struggle to his feet & regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't

know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor

& a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now

what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied...
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[At The Gates]

hehe, that is so wrong...but funny.

[[The DARK Force]]

that was pretty funny.