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#41 Scrappeh

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 10:36 AM

Dubya says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"


Im the one with the tears of laughter right now. :20:
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#42 Ahkmed

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 06:53 PM

Whats the difference between batman and a black man?
batman can go outside without robin.
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#43 SuHh

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 10:03 PM

Im the one with the tears of laughter right now. :20:


seriously lol... that joke should be stickied its so funny
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#44 Sniprwulf

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Posted 03 June 2007 - 03:08 AM

whats black and white and green all over?

two zebras fighting over a pickle.

























if you think thtasts lame, then f*ckslyou!
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#45 SuHh

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Posted 03 June 2007 - 08:38 AM

whats black and white and green all over?

two zebras fighting over a pickle.
if you think thtasts lame, then f*ckslyou!


wow no coment
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#46 Woozy

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:01 AM

Guy walks into a bar. Goes to the Bartender and asks for a free drink. Bartender says sure if you can make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. Surely enough he goes down to the end of the bar whispers in the horses ear and he starts to laugh. Guy gets his free drink. Next day guy walks into the same bar ask for another free drink. Bartender says sure if you can make the horse at the end of the bar cry. He goes down to the end of the bar surely enough he starts to cry. Guy gets his free drink. Next day guy walks into the same bar and ask for another free drink. Bartender says sure if you tell me how you made the horse laugh then cry. Guy goes sure first I told the horse my dick was bigger then his, next day I showed him.
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#47 Scrappeh

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 12:05 PM

Guy goes sure first I told the horse my dick was bigger then his, next day I showed him.


old one... still funny :D

whats the difference between a dead black in the road and a dead raccoon in the road?

Theres skid marks in front of the raccoon...

Im not racist, just think its funny :P
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