13 replies to this topic

[Sgt.Buttery]

Oh balls.
So guys, this is my conundrum. I am stuck in a born-again household, and haven't seen a nug for about a month.

Furthermore, there are a bunch of toddlers screaming and crying throughout the day and night.

To put it simply:

I MISS MY COMPUTER AND WEED.

God save me.


:-P

[indica]

you think your life is totally sh*tty until you read something like this... sorry bro... surely you can find a way to get away with smoking? I used to blaze around my parents all the time, and they were nazis about it... they caught me a few times but I was careless.

[Sgt.Buttery]

b*tch please.
I am not saying my life is sh*t.
I would have an emo alert before i started typing.

:-|

[Billy Pumper]

where are the nuts?

[Justin Sane]

I'm confused. Why are you in this situation?

[indica]

If i lived with born agains (or any uber religious folk for that matter) and couldn't smoke I would hate my life until that phase of it was over... but that's just me... i don't like to make the best out of sh*tty situations, i'd rather just b*tch or get out of the situation.

[Halcomb]

ummm... wow. just renounce christ in front of your parents... they can't send you to "christ academy."

[DarkShadow]

Burn the house down with them inside, then spark up from the ashes.

[Sgt.Buttery]

Rob, that is by far the best idea ever.
When you see the big arson story in Minnesota, think of me.

I'll be high and in hiding.

[Frag0holic]

I'll be high and in hiding.

Sounds like an explosive combination. Paranoia ftw...

The plan sounds good though... But I'd nail them to a cross and THEN burn the house down with them inside, just for that extra "flair"

[DarkShadow]

I concur, good idea's.

[Sgt. Bojo]

Volunteer at the next bake sale... I think you know where this is going.

[|Surreal|]

Kill your parents, go to the closest druggie friends,take a giant acid hit and u will be ok for the next 16 hours

[MainEvent]

This could be detrimental to our community.

Edited by MainEvent, 11 July 2007 - 10:15 AM.