customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked,
sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France
previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.
"The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show
it." "Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports on
arrival in France !" The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard
look. Then he quietly explained.
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help
liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
piss on the French
